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UNTIL FINDING OUT HE'S ONE
OF NICKI MINAJ'S ALTER EGOS.
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WEDNESDAY, 2:00 A.M.,
"CURIOSITY" SENDS BACK
PICTURES OF MARS' SURFACE,
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WHICH LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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- ¶ HEY, YABBA, BOY, YAMMA ¶
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- MAD!
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- ¶ HEY, YABBA, BOY, YAMMA ¶
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¶ HEY, YABBA, BOY, YAMMA ¶
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- MAD!
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- COME ON, GANG, WE'VE GOT
TO LEAVE MADAGASCAR
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AND GET BACK TO NEW YORK.
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- UH, WE ACTUALLY LEFT
MADAGASCAR IN THE SECOND MOVIE.
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- REALLY? NEW YORK
LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.
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- NO, WE ONLY MADE IT TO AFRICA,
BUT NOW WE'RE LEAVING AFRICA.
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- OH. FOR NEW YORK?
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- NO, MONTE CARLO.
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- WOW. AND YET
THEY'RE STILL CALLING
THIS MOVIE MADAGASCAR, HUH?
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- LET'S JUST BE GRATEFUL
THEY HAVEN'T ADDED
SOME RIDICULOUS PLOT
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FOR THE PLUCKY COMIC RELIEF.
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- HEY! YOU GUYS WANT
TO JOIN THE CIRCUS?
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- YEP, THIS FRANCHISE
IS RUNNING OUT OF STEAM.
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- A CIRCUS CAR?
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON THIS CAR.
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- WHAT CAR IS THIS?
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- OH, THE ONE
WITH ALL THE MOVIES
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THAT ARE TOTALLY OUT OF IDEAS.
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- THE ONE WITH ALL
THE LAME SEQUELS.
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- BUT WE DON'T BELONG WITH YOU.
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WE'VE GOT TONS OF NEW IDEAS.
WE'VE GOT FRESHNESS.
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WE'VE GOT--
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- ¶ WE'VE GOT TO MOVE IT,
MOVE IT ¶
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- I CALL WINDOW SEAT.
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- WAIT A MINUTE,
I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
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I'VE ONLY HAD TWO MOVIES--
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THE ORIGINAL, AND THE ONE
WHERE WE HAVE TO GO EUROPE
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BECAUSE THERE'S A RACE,
BUT THEN MAYNARD GETS
CONFUSED FOR A SPY
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BECAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE--
YEAH, OK, I GUESS
I SHOULD BE HERE.
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- COME ON, EVERYONE,
DON'T BE SO EASILY DEFEATED.
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WE'VE JUST GOT TO SHOW HOLLYWOOD
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WE'VE GOT A FEW TRICKS
UP OUR SLEEVES.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
WE COULD PUT ON A CIRCUS.
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- OH, A CIRCUS.
YEAH, THAT COULD WORK.
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I MEAN, I WAS GOING TO SAY
EAT THE MOVIE EXECS,
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BUT A CIRCUS WORKS, TOO.
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OK, IF WE'RE GOING
TO DEVELOP A CIRCUS ACT,
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I NEED TO KNOW YOUR SKILLS.
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YOU, SPACE MAN.
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
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- I'VE GOT THESE WINGS.
- OOOH.
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- BUT I CAN'T FLY.
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- OH. ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, THEN YOU TEAM UP
WITH THE HULK OVER THERE.
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- I'M NOT THE HULK!
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- REALLY? 'CAUSE "THE AVENGERS"
MADE MORE MONEY
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THAN ANY MOVIE EVER.
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- YOU MAY CALL ME THE HULK.
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- MANNY, WHAT'S WITH
YOUR DINOSAUR FRIEND?
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- AH, HE'S NOT WITH US.
HE'S FROM SOME SORT OF
LAND BEFORE OUR TIME.
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- YEAH, AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS!
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AS SEEN IN "THE LAND BEFORE TIME
GREAT VALLEY ADVENTURE",
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AND "THE LAND BEFORE TIME:
THE WISDOM OF FRIENDS",
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"THE LAND BEFORE TIME:
THE GREAT LONGNECK MIGRATION",
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"THE LAND BEFORE TIME
OF THE GREAT GIVING",
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"THE LAND BEFORE THE--" AAHH!
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- [GASPS] THIS IS IT.
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THE BIGWIG
FROM HOLLYWOOD IS HERE.
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- I SHOULD NEVER HAVE
STARTED WEARING THIS.
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IT GIVES ME AWAY EVERY TIME.
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- WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO THE SEQUEL CIRCUS.
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IN THIS RING,
HULK THROWS PLASTIC MAN.
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- ARGH.
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- TO INFINITY--
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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ONCE AGAIN,
PIXAR IS RUINED BY CARS.
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[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
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- IN THIS RING,
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HOW MANY THINGS
CAN YOU FIT IN A CLOWN CAR?
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- OW! HEY, WATCH IT!
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THAT'S NOT...
HOW WE DID IT...
IN REHEARSAL.
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HOLD IT! I THINK I'M GONNA...
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[AUDIENCE BOOING]
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- ALEX, THIS AIN'T WORKIN'.
THEY HATE US MORE NOW
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THAN THEY DID BEFORE,
AND THAT WAS A LOT!
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- LET'S JUST GO
RIGHT TO THE FINALE.
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AND, IN THIS RING,
SCRAP WILL JUMP THROUGH FIRE
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TO GET HIS NUT.
SHREK, LIGHT THE RING.
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- HUH? OK.
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[ALL GASPING]
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- SHREK! WHAT DID YOU DO?
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- OH, NO! HULK!
HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?
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EVERYBODY, RUN!
[ALL SCREAMING]
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[WOMAN SINGING]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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- WE DID IT, GANG,
AND NOW WE'LL BE READY
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FOR A BRAND NEW SHOW IN 2047.
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- WHY SO LONG?
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- 'CAUSE THAT'S
HOW MANY YEARS YOU GET
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FOR BURNING DOWN A CIRCUS.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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- I SEE YOU GOT THE OLD BALL
RETURN WORKIN' AGAIN.
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HOW'D YOU DO IT?
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- I JUST REPLACED
THE MOTOR WITH THE ONE
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FROM THE OLD PITCHIN' MACHINE.
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- HUH?
[BOOM]
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AAHH!
[PINS FALLING]
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- MAD!
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- PSST.
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HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'.
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WANT TO HANG OUT SOME TIME?
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- UGH! YOUR BREATH IAWFUL!
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NO WAY! MY EYES
WON'T STOP TEARING!
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- BAD BREATH KEEPING YOU
FROM GETTING THE GIRL?
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THEN YOU NEED DELTOIDS,
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THE MINTS THAT, FOR SOME CURIOUS
REASON, GIVE YOU MUSCLES,
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SO GIRLS WON'T EVEN CARE
WHAT YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE.
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- WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?
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- HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
HEAD TO HAWAII?
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- SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE
YOUR SHOULDERS ARE BOULDERS.
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WEARING HELMETS.
ON A MOUNTAIN RANGE.
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YEAH, LET'S GO.
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- DELTOIDS
ARE CURIOUSLY EFFECTIVE.
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CURIOUSLY, BECAUSE WE WERE
TRYING TO MAKE A MINT,
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AND INSTEAD CAME UP
WITH A MUSCLE MAKER.
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BUT SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GOING
TO TELL YOU YOU HAVE BAD BREATH
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WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?
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- ONE FOR "HARRY POTTER".
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- OH! HERE YOU GO.
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- SO IN A WAY,
WE DID IT. DELTOIDS--
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THE MINTS
WITH THE CURIOUS RESULTS
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THAT COME IN A METAL TIN.
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'CAUSE REALLY,
YOU'D CRUSH ANYTHING ELSE.
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[FLY BUZZING]
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- DARN FLY!
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- HEH HEH HEH!
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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- HEH, READ THE HEADLINE.
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- [GASPS]
- [MANY FLIES BUZZING]
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- NO!
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- HE WAS ONCE
THE MOST SKILLED HUNTER
OF HIS GENERATION.
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- BE, VEWY, VEWY QWIET.
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I'M HUNTING WABBITS!
HA HA HA.
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- UNTIL A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
ENDED HIS CAREER.
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- WHOA, WHOA!
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OOH!
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- [GROWLS]
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- NOW HE'S TAKING HIS EXPERIENCE
FROM THE HUNTING FIELD...
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TO THE MEDICAL FIELD.
- I'M WEDDY.
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- IT'S ELMER FUDD
IN "BODY OF PWOOF".
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- DR. FUDD, WE FOUND THIS BODY
OUT IN THE DESERT.
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WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE CAUSE OF DEATH?
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- WELL, FROM THE CWITICAL
INJURIES DERIVED
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OF THE POSTERIOR
OF THE CWANIUM,
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I WECKON WOAD WUNNER
WAS CWUSHED BY A VERY GWAY ROCK.
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- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
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- I BEWEAVE WILE E. COYOTE
IS THE MURDERWER.
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- THE MURDWER?
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- MURDERWER. HA HA HA.
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- CAN WE GET
A TRANSLATOR IN HERE?
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- HE CAN SOLVE ANY CASE,
BUT HE CAN'T SEEM
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TO LET GO OF HIS PAST--
HIS SHOTGUN.
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- YOU CAN'T BE CARRYING
THAT THING AROUND IN A HOSPITAL.
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- I'M NOT CAWWYING ANYTHING.
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HA HA HA HA.
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- OK, LET'S GO OVER THIS AGAIN.
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- [INCOHERENT]
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- UGH. CAN WE GET A TRANSLATOR
FOR THE TRANSLATOR?
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- [INCOHERENT]
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- "BODY OF PWOOF".
SOME BODIES ARE PRONOUNCED DEAD.
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OTHERS ARE MISPRONOUNCED.
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[COW CHEWING]
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[COW MOOING]
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- [GIGGLING]
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- [COW MOOING]
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- AAHH!
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- [GIGGLING]
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- BLEHH!
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
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- AT THE MALL!
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- OH. UH, WELL,
I SHOULD PROBABLY--
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WELL, OK, BYE.
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- AND MAN, DOOM CAN
RULE FROM HIS THRONE
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AS THE WORLD DOES HIS BIDDING!
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- UH, YEAH. WELL,
PLACE AN ORDER SOON,
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'CAUSE I GET OFF IN FIVE, OK?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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- I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME, GUYS.
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I'M GOING TO DEFEAT
MY GREATEST ENEMY TODAY.
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NO EXCUSES.
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- YOUR GREATEST ENEMY?
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YOU MEAN,
THAT LITTLE KID WHO KILLED YOU?
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[LAUGHTER]
- I TOLD YOU!
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HARRY POTTER'S
A VERY POWERFUL WIZARD.
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- SHH, QUIET, VOLDEMORT.
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I JUST PUT
YOUR ARCH NEMESIS
DOWN FOR A NAP.
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[LAUGHTER]
- DAWWW!
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- COULD HE BE ANYMORE TOUCHY?
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- HOW'D SHOPNG GO?
- GREAT!
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THE CLERK AT THE STORE
WOULDN'T ACCEPT MY COUPON,
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BUT THEN I REMEMBERED,
I'M A SUPER VILLAIN.
SO I BLEW HER UP.
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- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU, MALEFICENT.
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YOU'RE A REAL GLASS
IS HALF BLOWN UP TYPE.
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- SO, MYSTIQUE,
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I HAVE RESERVATIONS FOR THAT NEW
RESTAURANT THAT OPENED UP.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME,
ME AND YOU...
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- ON A DATE? SORRY, VICTOR.
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WE'VE BEEN TRYING
THIS ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN
THING FOR 9 SEASONS NOW.
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WE'RE CLEARLY BETTER
AS JUST FIENDS.
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- YEAH, MYSTIQUE'S GOING
TO DO WHAT I DO--
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GROW OLD IN A BIG,
SCARY CASTLE,
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ONLY TALKING
TO GOBLINS AND CROWS,
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AND IF ANY MAN EVEN LOOKS AT US,
WE'LL JUST TURN HIM TO STONE.
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GIRL POWER.
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- SO, PICK ME UP AT 8:00?
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- BUT I KNOW WE HAVE A TLE.
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I MADE THE RESERVATIONS MYSELF!
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- I HAVE NOTHING
UNDER "DOOM", SIR.
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- WHAT ABOUT "VON DOOM".
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MAYBE I PUT IT UNDER VON DOOM.
DID I MENTION I'M A DOCTOR?
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- I'M SORRY, SIR, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
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- UGH. I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS EMBARRASSED
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SINCE I MORPHED
INTO STEVEN TYLER
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AND AGREED
TO DO "AMERICAN IDOL".
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SPEAKING OF WHICH...
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- OH! ANGELINA JOLIE.
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IS THIS GENTLEMAN WITH YOU?
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- I DON'T SEE A GENTLEMAN.
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- HA! THAT'S A ZINGER,
MS. JOLIE.
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- GAHH! I'M GOING BACK
TO LATVERIA.
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LOVE CAUSES NOTHING BUT PAIN.
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OH, SHUT UP.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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- WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE DOOM AND GLOOM?
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- I FEEL TERRIBLE, GUYS.
VICTOR TRIED SO HARD
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AND I WAS REALLY MEAN TO HIM.
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I WISH I COULD FIND A WAY
TO TELL HIM HOW I REALLY FEEL.
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- HI.
- OH, OH.
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PRACTICE ON THIS GUY.
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DOOM.
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- BARONESS, THAT IS DOOM.
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- OH. I THOUGHT
HE MIGHT BE DR. GLOOM.
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- YOU SAID YOU WERE
FLYING BACK TO LATVERIA.
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- I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
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- AH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
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- YEAH. I MEAN, THERE WAS
ONLY MIDDLE SEATS LEFT.
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AND I'M NOT DOING THAT
FOR 17 HOURS. NOT TO MENTION
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THE $30 BAG FEE.
WHEN DID THAT START?!
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AND ALSO, I LOVE YOU.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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- OW, OOH, OW, OH.
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MOUTH GRILL CUTTING ME.
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- GUYS! NO NEED TO PANIC,
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BUT I MAY HAVE JUST
STARTED A WAR BETWEEN
WIZARDS AND HUMANITY.
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CAN I HIDE SEVERAL PIECES
OF MY SOUL IN YOUR APARTMENT?
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THEY'RE NOT TOO BIG.
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GoGurt Twisted!
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It's got two colors?
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[ Male Announcer ]
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With two colors in every tube!
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