19700101000003.036|19700101000007.140|CC1|RU3|AND NOW, JAY LENO! 19700101000007.273|19700101000020.987|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000024.324|19700101000029.562|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101000029.696|19700101000039.439|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000039.572|19700101000042.609|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 19700101000042.742|19700101000043.543|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101000043.676|19700101000047.781|CC1|RU3|WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 19700101000047.914|19700101000050.016|CC1|RU3|LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 19700101000050.150|19700101000053.119|CC1|RU3|HAVE YOU -- 19700101000053.253|19700101000054.554|CC1|RU3|HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS BIG 19700101000054.687|19700101000055.955|CC1|RU3|ONLINE CONTROVERSY THAT'S 19700101000056.089|19700101000057.557|CC1|RU3|HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 19700101000057.690|19700101000059.125|CC1|RU3|BLOGGERS ARE NOW CLAIMING THAT 19700101000059.259|19700101000100.727|CC1|RU3|CAP'N CRUNCH IS NOT A REAL 19700101000100.860|19700101000102.529|CC1|RU3|CAPTAIN, BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS 19700101000102.662|19700101000103.797|CC1|RU3|THREE STRIPES ON HIS SLEEVE AND 19700101000103.930|19700101000105.832|CC1|RU3|NOT FOUR. 19700101000105.965|19700101000106.933|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000107.067|19700101000108.168|CC1|RU3|THEY SAY THREE STRIPES MEANS 19700101000108.301|19700101000109.402|CC1|RU3|HE'S NOT A CAPTAIN, JUST A 19700101000109.536|19700101000111.871|CC1|RU3|A COMMANDER. 19700101000112.005|19700101000112.505|CC1|RU3|OKAY. 19700101000112.639|19700101000113.807|CC1|RU3|HERE'S ANOTHER CLUE HE'S NOT A 19700101000113.940|19700101000114.874|CC1|RU3|A REAL CAPTAIN, OKAY? 19700101000115.008|19700101000116.209|CC1|RU3|HE'S A CARTOON, HOW ABOUT THAT? 19700101000116.342|19700101000117.811|CC1|RU3|HOW ABOUT -- 19700101000117.944|19700101000119.112|CC1|RU3|LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, YOU 19700101000119.245|19700101000119.579|CC1|RU3|KNOW -- 19700101000119.712|19700101000121.481|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000121.614|19700101000122.082|CC1|RU3|REALLY? 19700101000122.215|19700101000123.416|CC1|RU3|REALLY? 19700101000123.550|19700101000125.151|CC1|RU3|PEOPLE ARGUING OVER WHETHER 19700101000125.285|19700101000126.719|CC1|RU3|CAP'N CRUNCH IS A REAL CAPTAIN? 19700101000126.853|19700101000128.054|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW SOMETHING, AS SOON AS 19700101000128.188|19700101000129.322|CC1|RU3|THEY STARTED LEGALIZING 19700101000129.456|19700101000130.623|CC1|RU3|MARIJUANA, WE WOULD HAVE THESE 19700101000130.757|19700101000131.491|CC1|RU3|KIND OF NEWS STORIES. 19700101000131.624|19700101000132.826|CC1|RU3|I KNEW -- I KNEW THIS WAS GOING 19700101000132.959|19700101000133.526|CC1|RU3|TO HAPPEN. 19700101000133.660|19700101000136.830|CC1|RU3|SUDDENLY, THIS IS A NEWS STORY. 19700101000136.963|19700101000138.665|CC1|RU3|AND JOHN MAYER TOOK A SHOT AT 19700101000138.798|19700101000140.033|CC1|RU3|TAYLOR SWIFT IN A NEW SONG. 19700101000140.166|19700101000142.001|CC1|RU3|[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 19700101000142.135|19700101000143.837|CC1|RU3|REMEMBER, SHE TRASHED HIM IN 19700101000143.970|19700101000146.072|CC1|RU3|THAT SONG BACK IN 2010? 19700101000146.206|19700101000147.373|CC1|RU3|SO YOU'VE GOT JOHN MAYER AND 19700101000147.507|19700101000148.608|CC1|RU3|TAYLOR SWIFT TRASHING EACH 19700101000148.741|19700101000150.143|CC1|RU3|OTHER IN SONGS. 19700101000150.276|19700101000151.945|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, THIS DOESN'T SEEM 19700101000152.078|19700101000153.847|CC1|RU3|QUITE AS MENACING AS THAT EAST 19700101000153.980|19700101000154.647|CC1|RU3|COAST/WEST COAST RAP FEUD. 19700101000154.781|19700101000155.949|CC1|RU3|IT DOESN'T SEEM QUITE -- 19700101000156.082|19700101000157.984|CC1|RU3|YEAH, NOT QUITE THE SAME THING. 19700101000158.118|19700101000159.252|CC1|RU3|AND AS YOU KNOW, KIM KARDASHIAN 19700101000159.385|19700101000200.553|CC1|RU3|GAVE BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY 19700101000200.687|19700101000201.988|CC1|RU3|GIRL OVER THE WEEKEND. 19700101000202.122|19700101000206.459|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000206.593|19700101000207.660|CC1|RU3|YOU CAN TELL THE BABY TAKES 19700101000207.794|19700101000208.428|CC1|RU3|AFTER KIM. 19700101000208.561|19700101000209.696|CC1|RU3|THE BABY IS ONLY FOUR DAYS OLD, 19700101000209.829|19700101000210.830|CC1|RU3|ALREADY WEARING THE 19700101000210.964|19700101000211.698|CC1|RU3|TODDLER-SIZE DIAPER. 19700101000211.831|19700101000212.665|CC1|RU3|YEAH -- 19700101000212.799|19700101000215.935|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000216.069|19700101000218.671|CC1|RU3|BUT THE GOOD NEWS, MOTHER AND 19700101000218.805|19700101000220.373|CC1|RU3|DAUGHTER ARE DOING FINE. 19700101000220.507|19700101000221.975|CC1|RU3|BUT KIM'S DOCTOR URGING HER TO 19700101000222.108|19700101000223.343|CC1|RU3|TAKE ADEQUATE TIME TO RECOVER 19700101000223.476|19700101000224.644|CC1|RU3|BEFORE SHE GOES BACK TO DOING 19700101000224.777|19700101000225.445|CC1|RU3|NOTHING. 19700101000225.578|19700101000226.279|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, SO -- 19700101000226.412|19700101000226.913|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000227.046|19700101000228.181|CC1|RU3|YOU DON'T WANT TO RUSH BACK TOO 19700101000228.314|19700101000232.519|CC1|RU3|QUICKLY. 19700101000232.652|19700101000234.454|CC1|RU3|OH, AND -- PEOPLE STILL TALKING 19700101000234.587|19700101000235.722|CC1|RU3|ABOUT THAT INCIDENT AT THE MISS 19700101000235.855|19700101000236.990|CC1|RU3|USA PAGEANT WHERE MISS UTAH 19700101000237.123|19700101000238.258|CC1|RU3|STRUGGLED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS 19700101000238.391|19700101000239.292|CC1|RU3|FROM NENE LEAKES. 19700101000239.425|19700101000241.461|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101000241.594|19700101000243.296|CC1|RU3|WELL, SHE DIDN'T HELP HERSELF 19700101000243.429|19700101000244.531|CC1|RU3|ANY WHEN SHE ASKED NENE LEAKES 19700101000244.664|19700101000245.798|CC1|RU3|IF SHE WAS RELATED IT TO WIKI 19700101000245.932|19700101000246.332|CC1|RU3|LEAKS. 19700101000246.466|19700101000248.234|CC1|RU3|THAT DIDN'T -- 19700101000248.368|19700101000250.170|CC1|RU3|FOLKS, IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING 19700101000250.303|19700101000251.538|CC1|RU3|WE CALL, BET YOU DIDN'T SEE 19700101000251.671|19700101000253.907|CC1|RU3|THIS COMING. 19700101000254.641|19700101000257.010|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101000257.143|19700101000258.278|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU THINK IS COMING 19700101000258.411|19700101000302.682|CC1|RU3|THROUGH THE DOOR? 19700101000302.815|19700101000307.020|CC1|RU3|[ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 19700101000307.153|19700101000307.420|CC1|RU3|WOW. 19700101000307.554|19700101000307.820|CC1|RU3|WOW. 19700101000307.954|19700101000308.521|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU GO. 19700101000308.655|19700101000309.022|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101000309.155|19700101000309.656|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000309.789|19700101000313.493|CC1|RU3|DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. 19700101000313.626|19700101000315.195|CC1|RU3|WELL, PRESIDENT OBAMA'S 19700101000315.328|19700101000316.462|CC1|RU3|APPROVAL RATING HAS DROPPED 19700101000316.596|19700101000317.697|CC1|RU3|EIGHT POINTS OVER THE PAST 19700101000317.830|19700101000318.998|CC1|RU3|MONTH, DOWN TO 45%, HIS LOWEST 19700101000319.132|19700101000319.999|CC1|RU3|IN MORE THAN A YEAR-AND-A-HALF. 19700101000320.133|19700101000321.167|CC1|RU3|BUT OBAMA IS NOT LETTING IT GET 19700101000321.301|19700101000322.835|CC1|RU3|HIM DOWN. 19700101000322.969|19700101000324.637|CC1|RU3|HE'S VOWING TO FIND OUT WHOSE 19700101000324.771|19700101000326.639|CC1|RU3|APPROVAL HE HAS LOST, TRACK 19700101000326.773|19700101000327.807|CC1|RU3|THEM DOWN USING THEIR E-MAIL 19700101000327.941|19700101000328.975|CC1|RU3|AND PHONE RECORDS, AND 19700101000329.108|19700101000330.410|CC1|RU3|PERSONALLY WIN THEM BACK. 19700101000330.543|19700101000330.944|CC1|RU3|YES! 19700101000331.077|19700101000332.078|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000332.212|19700101000332.779|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU GO. 19700101000332.912|19700101000337.817|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU GO. 19700101000337.951|19700101000339.219|CC1|RU3|AND IN XALAPA, MEXICO, A CAT 19700101000339.352|19700101000340.486|CC1|RU3|NAMED MORRIS IS RUNNING FOR 19700101000340.620|19700101000341.321|CC1|RU3|MAYOR. 19700101000341.454|19700101000342.655|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 19700101000342.789|19700101000343.723|CC1|RU3|A CAT AND A POLITICIAN? 19700101000343.856|19700101000345.058|CC1|RU3|YOU SEE, CATS DON'T PRETEND TO 19700101000345.191|19700101000345.959|CC1|RU3|CARE ABOUT YOU. 19700101000346.092|19700101000346.359|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000346.492|19700101000347.560|CC1|RU3|THAT'S THE NICE THING ABOUT 19700101000347.694|19700101000348.861|CC1|RU3|CATS. 19700101000348.995|19700101000350.096|CC1|RU3|AND IRAN HAS ELECTED A NEW 19700101000350.230|19700101000351.331|CC1|RU3|PRESIDENT. 19700101000351.464|19700101000353.933|CC1|RU3|HIS NAME IS HASSAN ROHANI. 19700101000354.067|19700101000355.335|CC1|RU3|ROHANI HAS PROMISED TO IMPROVE 19700101000355.468|19700101000356.603|CC1|RU3|IRAN'S ECONOMY AND FIX THE 19700101000356.736|19700101000358.605|CC1|RU3|UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM. 19700101000358.738|19700101000359.806|CC1|RU3|IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HE'S 19700101000359.939|19700101000401.107|CC1|RU3|GOING TO BLAME THE WHOLE THING 19700101000401.241|19700101000401.975|CC1|RU3|ON PRESIDENT BUSH. 19700101000402.108|19700101000403.243|CC1|RU3|SO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE WE 19700101000403.376|19700101000404.077|CC1|RU3|ARE ON THAT. 19700101000404.210|19700101000404.510|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101000404.644|19700101000404.911|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000405.044|19700101000406.179|CC1|RU3|OH, HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 19700101000406.312|19700101000408.748|CC1|RU3|THIS? 19700101000408.881|19700101000410.483|CC1|RU3|NEW YORK MAYOR 19700101000410.617|19700101000411.784|CC1|RU3|MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, REMEMBER, HE 19700101000411.918|19700101000413.019|CC1|RU3|WANTED US TO DO AWAY WITH THE 19700101000413.152|19700101000413.620|CC1|RU3|LARGE SODAS. 19700101000413.753|19700101000415.555|CC1|RU3|NOW HE WANTS RESIDENTS TO START 19700101000415.688|19700101000416.856|CC1|RU3|SEPARATING THEIR FOOD WASTE SO 19700101000416.990|19700101000418.358|CC1|RU3|IT CAN BE COMPOSTED. 19700101000418.491|19700101000419.492|CC1|RU3|WELL, HERE'S THE STORY. 19700101000419.626|19700101000420.059|CC1|RU3|TAKE A LOOK. 19700101000420.193|19700101000422.061|CC1|RU3|INTERESTING. 19700101000422.795|19700101000423.930|CC1|RU3|>> RECYCLING ISN'T JUST ABOUT 19700101000424.063|19700101000425.098|CC1|RU3|BOTTLES AND CANS ANYMORE. 19700101000425.231|19700101000426.399|CC1|RU3|NEWS 4 HAS LEARNED THE CITY IS 19700101000426.532|19700101000427.500|CC1|RU3|EXPANDING A PROGRAM THAT 19700101000427.634|19700101000428.835|CC1|RU3|CHANGES THE WAY YOU THROW AWAY 19700101000428.968|19700101000429.669|CC1|RU3|YOUR GARBAGE. 19700101000429.802|19700101000431.504|CC1|RU3|>> CITY LEADERS ARE NOW HOPING 19700101000431.638|19700101000432.805|CC1|RU3|YOU'LL SEPARATE YOUR FOOD FROM 19700101000432.939|19700101000433.606|CC1|RU3|EVERYTHING ELSE. 19700101000433.740|19700101000434.574|CC1|RU3|HERE'S THE PROCESS. 19700101000434.707|19700101000436.709|CC1|RU3|RESIDENTS WILL DROP THEIR 19700101000436.843|19700101000437.877|CC1|RU3|LEFTOVERS INTO A COMPOST BIN. 19700101000438.011|19700101000439.145|CC1|RU3|THE BIN WILL BE PICKED UP AND 19700101000439.279|19700101000440.380|CC1|RU3|TAKEN TO A PLANT WHERE THE 19700101000440.513|19700101000441.514|CC1|RU3|SCRAPS WILL BE TREATED AND 19700101000441.648|19700101000443.116|CC1|RU3|PROCESSED. 19700101000443.249|19700101000444.350|CC1|RU3|THEN REPACKAGED AND SOLD BACK 19700101000444.484|19700101000445.885|CC1|RU3|TO NEW YORKERS. 19700101000446.019|19700101000448.655|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000448.788|19700101000449.555|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: RECYCLING -- 19700101000449.689|19700101000452.225|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000452.358|19700101000456.195|CC1|RU3|EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 19700101000456.329|19700101000457.697|CC1|RU3|OH. 19700101000457.830|19700101000458.898|CC1|RU3|WE SHOULD BE GETTING THAT 19700101000459.032|19700101000500.199|CC1|RU3|ATTORNEY LETTER IN A COUPLE OF 19700101000500.333|19700101000501.501|CC1|RU3|HOURS. 19700101000501.634|19700101000503.002|CC1|RU3|HEY, GOING TO BE A GAME SEVEN. 19700101000503.136|19700101000504.203|CC1|RU3|HOW EXCITING WAS THAT LAST 19700101000504.337|19700101000504.704|CC1|RU3|NIGHT? 19700101000504.837|19700101000505.305|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000505.438|19700101000509.075|CC1|RU3|YEAH, WOW. 19700101000509.208|19700101000511.010|CC1|RU3|MAN, DOWN BY -- DOWN BY 5 WITH 19700101000511.144|19700101000512.312|CC1|RU3|28 SECONDS TO PLAY, THE HEAT 19700101000512.445|19700101000513.513|CC1|RU3|CAME BACK TO TIE THE GAME AND 19700101000513.646|19700101000514.447|CC1|RU3|THEN THEY WON IT IN OVERTIME. 19700101000514.580|19700101000515.915|CC1|RU3|REALLY EXCITING. 19700101000516.049|19700101000517.817|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, HUNDREDS OF HEAT FANS 19700101000517.950|19700101000519.152|CC1|RU3|LEFT EARLY AND DIDN'T SEE MIAMI 19700101000519.285|19700101000521.187|CC1|RU3|WIN. 19700101000521.321|19700101000523.423|CC1|RU3|BUT THE GOOD NEWS, SINCE THEY 19700101000523.556|19700101000525.224|CC1|RU3|LEFT EARLY, TODAY THEY WERE 19700101000525.358|19700101000526.159|CC1|RU3|NAMED HONORARY LAKER FANS. 19700101000526.292|19700101000526.592|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101000526.726|19700101000527.493|CC1|RU3|SO THERE YOU GO. 19700101000527.627|19700101000527.894|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000528.027|19700101000531.864|CC1|RU3|HONORARY LAKER FANS. 19700101000531.998|19700101000533.166|CC1|RU3|WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THE LATEST 19700101000533.299|19700101000534.634|CC1|RU3|SEARCH FOR JIMMY HOFFA HAS BEEN 19700101000534.767|19700101000536.035|CC1|RU3|CALLED OFF. 19700101000536.169|19700101000538.004|CC1|RU3|THE FBI NOW SAYS THEY FOUND NO 19700101000538.137|19700101000539.205|CC1|RU3|REMAINS OF JIMMY HOFFA IN A 19700101000539.339|19700101000540.273|CC1|RU3|A FIELD IN SUBURBAN DETROIT. 19700101000540.406|19700101000542.108|CC1|RU3|ALTHOUGH SINCE IT WAS DETROIT, 19700101000542.241|19700101000543.242|CC1|RU3|THEY DID FIND SEVEN OTHER 19700101000543.376|19700101000544.243|CC1|RU3|BODIES, BUT NONE OF THEM -- 19700101000544.377|19700101000545.411|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000545.545|19700101000546.879|CC1|RU3|NONE OF THEM WERE JIMMY HOFFA. 19700101000547.013|19700101000547.847|CC1|RU3|SO THAT'S RIGHT. 19700101000547.980|19700101000549.415|CC1|RU3|NO, THEY CALLED OFF -- 19700101000549.549|19700101000551.150|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101000551.284|19700101000552.919|CC1|RU3|WELL, THEY CALLED OFF THE 19700101000553.052|19700101000554.120|CC1|RU3|SEARCH BECAUSE THE NSA SAID IT 19700101000554.253|19700101000558.224|CC1|RU3|WOULD BE TOO DIFFICULT TO FIND 19700101000558.358|19700101000559.392|CC1|RU3|JIMMY HOFFA BECAUSE HE HASN'T 19700101000559.525|19700101000603.363|CC1|RU3|MADE A PHONE CALL SINCE 1975. 19700101000603.496|19700101000605.131|CC1|RU3|SO HARD TO TRACK BACK. 19700101000605.264|19700101000606.265|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 19700101000606.399|19700101000607.200|CC1|RU3|A HORRIBLE STORY. 19700101000607.333|19700101000608.868|CC1|RU3|A FLORIDA MAN WAS BEATEN, 19700101000609.001|19700101000610.636|CC1|RU3|ROBBED, STRIPPED NAKED AND 19700101000610.770|19700101000612.038|CC1|RU3|ABANDONED IN A FIELD BY THE 19700101000612.171|19700101000613.706|CC1|RU3|SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A FIRST 19700101000613.840|19700101000617.110|CC1|RU3|DATE WITH A WOMAN. 19700101000617.243|19700101000619.078|CC1|RU3|THE GUY SAID HE'S OPTIMISTIC. 19700101000619.212|19700101000620.380|CC1|RU3|HE HOPES THE SECOND DATE WILL 19700101000620.513|19700101000621.314|CC1|RU3|GO A LITTLE BETTER. 19700101000621.447|19700101000621.748|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101000621.881|19700101000622.415|CC1|RU3|I'M SURE -- 19700101000622.548|19700101000623.149|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000623.282|19700101000629.522|CC1|RU3|I'M SURE THE SECOND DATE, YEAH. 19700101000629.655|19700101000631.424|CC1|RU3|AND IN ALASKA, A MAN ATTENDING 19700101000631.557|19700101000633.259|CC1|RU3|A CHURCH OUTING AT A CAMPGROUND 19700101000633.393|19700101000634.560|CC1|RU3|WAS MAULED BY A WILD BEAR AFTER 19700101000634.694|19700101000637.630|CC1|RU3|HE TRIED FEEDING THE BEAR SOME 19700101000637.764|19700101000638.931|CC1|RU3|OF THE BARBECUED MEAT HE WAS 19700101000639.065|19700101000639.465|CC1|RU3|DOING. 19700101000639.599|19700101000640.700|CC1|RU3|THE GUY SURVIVED WITH ONLY 19700101000640.833|19700101000641.534|CC1|RU3|MINOR INJURIES. 19700101000641.667|19700101000643.369|CC1|RU3|PARK OFFICIALS DID SAY THAT 19700101000643.503|19700101000644.570|CC1|RU3|HE'S VERY LUCKY TO STILL BE A 19700101000644.704|19700101000645.104|CC1|RU3|A MORON. 19700101000645.238|19700101000647.507|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000647.640|19700101000648.307|CC1|RU3|SO, YEAH. 19700101000648.441|19700101000649.742|CC1|RU3|WELL, SPEAKING OF THAT, THIS IS 19700101000649.876|19700101000652.512|CC1|RU3|FRIGHTENING. 19700101000652.645|19700101000653.780|CC1|RU3|MOUNTAIN LIONS SPOTTED IN THE 19700101000653.913|19700101000654.447|CC1|RU3|NEIGHBORHOOD. 19700101000654.580|19700101000655.314|CC1|RU3|RIGHT AROUND HERE. 19700101000655.448|19700101000656.249|CC1|RU3|THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 19700101000656.382|19700101000657.183|CC1|RU3|WE HAVE MOUNTAIN LIONS. 19700101000657.316|19700101000658.317|CC1|RU3|WELL, HERE'S THE STORY. 19700101000658.451|19700101000658.885|CC1|RU3|TAKE A LOOK. 19700101000659.018|19700101000700.086|CC1|RU3|>> A WARNING FOR RESIDENTS AND 19700101000700.219|19700101000700.953|CC1|RU3|HIKERS. 19700101000701.087|19700101000702.255|CC1|RU3|APPARENTLY TWO MOUNTAIN LIONS 19700101000702.388|19700101000703.556|CC1|RU3|HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE CANYON 19700101000703.689|19700101000704.157|CC1|RU3|AREAS. 19700101000704.290|19700101000706.025|CC1|RU3|SOME PEOPLE REPORTED THEY SAW 19700101000706.159|19700101000707.226|CC1|RU3|MOUNTAIN LIONS IN A HILLSIDE 19700101000707.360|19700101000708.995|CC1|RU3|NEIGHBORHOOD SATURDAY NIGHT. 19700101000709.128|19700101000710.963|CC1|RU3|ALSO, A SIMILAR REPORT WAS MADE 19700101000711.097|19700101000712.999|CC1|RU3|IN THE SAME AREA JUST LAST WEEK 19700101000713.132|19700101000714.467|CC1|RU3|WHEN A PRANCING COUGAR WAS 19700101000714.600|19700101000716.035|CC1|RU3|SPOTTED ROAMING AROUND THE 19700101000716.169|19700101000716.702|CC1|RU3|NEIGHBORHOOD. 19700101000716.836|19700101000718.438|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101000718.571|19700101000720.406|CC1|RU3|OFFICIALS SAY PRANCING COUGARS 19700101000720.540|19700101000721.541|CC1|RU3|THIS TIME OF YEAR CAN BE 19700101000721.674|19700101000722.341|CC1|RU3|EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 19700101000722.475|19700101000722.942|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000723.075|19700101000724.243|CC1|RU3|FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 19700101000724.377|19700101000725.344|CC1|RU3|"KID METAPHORS" AND 19700101000725.478|19700101000726.012|CC1|RU3|DAVID GREGORY. 19700101000726.145|19700101000727.313|CC1|RU3|SAY HELLO TO RICKEY MINOR AND 19700101000727.447|19700101000728.281|CC1|RU3|"THE TONIGHT SHOW" BAND! 19700101000728.414|19700101000729.549|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101000729.682|19700101000735.555|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101000739.258|19700101000743.162|CC1|POP| WHEN WE MADE OUR COMMITMENT TO 19700101000739.258|19700101000743.162|CC1|POP| THE GULF, BP HAD TWO BIG GOALS: 19700101000743.197|19700101000745.998|CC1|POP| HELP THE GULF RECOVER, AND 19700101000743.197|19700101000745.998|CC1|POP| LEARN FROM WHAT HAPPENED 19700101000746.033|19700101000748.768|CC1|POP| SO WE COULD BE A BETTER, 19700101000746.033|19700101000748.768|CC1|POP| SAFER ENERGY COMPANY. 19700101000748.802|19700101000751.103|CC1|POP| I'VE BEEN WITH BP FOR 24 YEARS. 19700101000751.138|19700101000752.972|CC1|POP| I WAS PART OF THE TEAM 19700101000751.138|19700101000752.972|CC1|POP| THAT HELPED DELIVER 19700101000753.006|19700101000754.340|CC1|POP|ON OUR COMMITMENTS TO THE GULF - 19700101000754.374|19700101000757.743|CC1|POP|AND I CAN TELL YOU, SAFETY IS AT 19700101000754.374|19700101000757.743|CC1|POP|THE HEART OF EVERYTHING WE DO. 19700101000757.778|19700101000800.746|CC1|POP| WE'VE ADDED CUTTING-EDGE SAFETY 19700101000757.778|19700101000800.746|CC1|POP| EQUIPMENT AND TECHNOLOGY, 19700101000800.781|19700101000803.616|CC1|POP| LIKE A NEW DEEPWATER WELL CAP 19700101000800.781|19700101000803.616|CC1|POP| AND A STATE-OF-THE-ART 19700101000803.650|19700101000805.785|CC1|POP| MONITORING CENTER, 19700101000803.650|19700101000805.785|CC1|POP| WHERE EXPERTS WATCH OVER 19700101000805.819|19700101000808.287|CC1|POP| ALL OUR DRILLING ACTIVITY, 19700101000805.819|19700101000808.287|CC1|POP| TWENTY-FOUR-SEVEN. 19700101000808.322|19700101000810.089|CC1|POP| AND WE'RE SHARING 19700101000808.322|19700101000810.089|CC1|POP| WHAT WE'VE LEARNED, 19700101000810.123|19700101000813.192|CC1|POP| SO WE CAN ALL PRODUCE 19700101000810.123|19700101000813.192|CC1|POP| ENERGY MORE SAFELY. 19700101000813.227|19700101000816.262|CC1|POP| SAFETY IS A VITAL PART OF 19700101000813.227|19700101000816.262|CC1|POP| BP'S COMMITMENT TO AMERICA - 19700101000816.296|19700101000820.299|CC1|POP| AND TO THE NEARLY 250,000 19700101000816.296|19700101000820.299|CC1|POP| PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH US HERE. 19700101000820.334|19700101000824.003|CC1|POP| WE INVEST MORE IN THE U.S. THAN 19700101000820.334|19700101000824.003|CC1|POP| ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. 19700101000824.037|19700101000827.240|CC1|POP| OVER FIFTY-FIVE BILLION DOLLARS 19700101000824.037|19700101000827.240|CC1|POP| HERE IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS - 19700101000827.274|19700101000830.977|CC1|POP| MAKING BP AMERICA'S 19700101000827.274|19700101000830.977|CC1|POP| LARGEST ENERGY INVESTOR. 19700101000831.011|19700101000833.846|CC1|POP| OUR COMMITMENT HAS 19700101000831.011|19700101000833.846|CC1|POP| NEVER BEEN STRONGER. 19700101000854.300|19700101000856.769|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] Dove 19700101000854.300|19700101000856.769|CC1|POP| HAS ASKED REAL WOMEN TO TRY 19700101000856.770|19700101000859.171|CC1|POP| OUR Go Sleeveless DEODORANT 19700101000856.770|19700101000859.171|CC1|POP| FOR FIVE DAYS. 19700101000859.172|19700101000901.440|CC1|POP| EVERYBODY GOT TWO T-SHIRTS. 19700101000901.441|19700101000903.042|CC1|POP| WHICH WOULD THEY WEAR 19700101000901.441|19700101000903.042|CC1|POP| ON DAY FIVE? 19700101000903.043|19700101000904.310|CC1|POP| SLEEVELESS. 19700101000904.311|19700101000905.077|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101000904.311|19700101000905.077|CC1|POP| FOR VISIBLY SOFTER 19700101000905.078|19700101000906.646|CC1|POP| AND SMOOTHER UNDERARMS, 19700101000906.647|19700101000907.680|CC1|POP| SLEEVELESS READY 19700101000907.681|19700101000908.814|CC1|POP| IN JUST FIVE DAYS. 19700101000909.515|19700101000911.517|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] PROBLEM: 19700101000909.515|19700101000911.517|CC1|POP| SCREEN TIME CAN MEAN DISCOMFORT 19700101000911.518|19700101000913.019|CC1|POP| FOR CONTACT LENS WEARERS. 19700101000913.020|19700101000914.921|CC1|POP| [ Elizabeth ] I HAVE TO BE IN 19700101000913.020|19700101000914.921|CC1|POP| FRONT OF THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS 19700101000914.922|19700101000916.689|CC1|POP| AND MY EYES FEEL SO DRY. 19700101000916.690|19700101000918.558|CC1|POP| BRITTLE AND CRACKING. 19700101000918.559|19700101000920.493|CC1|POP| I CAN'T FOCUS. 19700101000918.559|19700101000920.493|CC1|POP| THEY FEEL JUST AWFUL. 19700101000920.494|19700101000923.529|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101000920.494|19700101000923.529|CC1|POP| SOLUTION: ACUVUE® OASYS® BRAND 19700101000920.494|19700101000923.529|CC1|POP| CONTACT LENSES. 19700101000923.530|19700101000924.764|CC1|POP| ONLY ACUVUE® OASYS® BRAND 19700101000924.765|19700101000926.866|CC1|POP| IS MADE WITH HYDRACLEAR® 19700101000924.765|19700101000926.866|CC1|POP| PLUS TECHNOLOGY, 19700101000926.867|19700101000928.501|CC1|POP| WHICH EMBEDS MOISTURE 19700101000926.867|19700101000928.501|CC1|POP| INTO THE LENS, 19700101000928.502|19700101000930.236|CC1|POP| AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN 19700101000928.502|19700101000930.236|CC1|POP| FOR COMFORT 19700101000930.237|19700101000931.837|CC1|POP| BY ANY LEADING MONTHLY LENSES. 19700101000931.838|19700101000933.739|CC1|POP| OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S AMAZING. 19700101000933.740|19700101000935.675|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101000933.740|19700101000935.675|CC1|POP| ASK YOUR DOCTOR 19700101000933.740|19700101000935.675|CC1|POP| FOR ACUVUE® OASYS® BRAND. 19700101000935.676|19700101000937.376|CC1|POP| NOW AVAILABLE IN A 24-PACK. 19700101000937.377|19700101000953.526|CC1|POP| AND SEE WHAT COULD BE®. 19700101001055.254|19700101001056.856|CC1|POP| [ Woman on radio ] 19700101001055.254|19700101001056.856|CC1|POP| HERE IS A TRACK FROM OUTASIGHT. 19700101001056.857|19700101001058.591|CC1|POP| [ gasps ] 19700101001056.857|19700101001058.591|CC1|POP| SORRY. 19700101001058.592|19700101001100.426|CC1|POP| OH, CHECK OUT 19700101001058.592|19700101001100.426|CC1|POP| THAT NEW LOOK FROM PEPSI. 19700101001100.427|19700101001101.894|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101001101.895|19700101001103.996|CC1|POP| ¶ TODAY I FEEL ¶ 19700101001103.997|19700101001108.934|CC1|POP| ¶ A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT ¶ 19700101001108.935|19700101001111.737|CC1|POP| ¶ OH, I FEEL LIKE 19700101001108.935|19700101001111.737|CC1|POP| I WOKE THIS MORNING ¶ 19700101001111.738|19700101001113.906|CC1|POP|¶ AND I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD ¶ 19700101001113.907|19700101001115.641|CC1|POP| ¶ I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD ¶ 19700101001115.642|19700101001117.543|CC1|POP|¶ I GUESS IT'S TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, 19700101001115.642|19700101001117.543|CC1|POP| YEAH ¶ 19700101001128.821|19700101001136.462|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001136.595|19700101001137.063|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001137.196|19700101001138.264|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. 19700101001138.397|19700101001139.198|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 19700101001139.331|19700101001140.099|CC1|RU3|WELCOME BACK. 19700101001140.232|19700101001141.834|CC1|RU3|GOT A WONDERFUL SHOW FOR YOU 19700101001141.967|19700101001142.334|CC1|RU3|TONIGHT. 19700101001142.468|19700101001143.502|CC1|RU3|ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED 19700101001143.636|19700101001144.637|CC1|RU3|JOURNALISTS WORKING IN 19700101001144.770|19700101001145.905|CC1|RU3|TELEVISION NEWS TODAY, THE 19700101001146.038|19700101001147.206|CC1|RU3|MODERATOR OF "MEET THE PRESS," 19700101001147.339|19700101001148.240|CC1|RU3|DAVID GREGORY IS HERE. 19700101001148.374|19700101001148.841|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001148.974|19700101001150.242|CC1|RU3|WE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 19700101001150.376|19700101001152.078|CC1|RU3|LAST NIGHT, A 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH 19700101001152.211|19700101001153.379|CC1|RU3|SCHOOL STUDENT WON SEASON FOUR 19700101001153.512|19700101001154.113|CC1|RU3|OF "THE VOICE." 19700101001154.246|19700101001155.948|CC1|RU3|JUST A YEAR AGO, SHE WAS A 19700101001156.082|19700101001157.116|CC1|RU3|A TYPICAL TEENAGER SINGING 19700101001157.249|19700101001158.050|CC1|RU3|SONGS ON HER BEDROOM FLOOR. 19700101001158.184|19700101001159.285|CC1|RU3|HERE, WE HAVE A LITTLE FOOTAGE 19700101001159.418|19700101001159.952|CC1|RU3|OF THAT. 19700101001200.086|19700101001202.188|CC1|RU3|HERE SHE IS. 19700101001205.558|19700101001209.862|CC1|RU3|¶ AND I WILL 19700101001209.995|19700101001215.935|CC1|RU3|ALWAYS LOVE YOU ¶ 19700101001216.068|19700101001218.704|CC1|RU3|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 19700101001218.838|19700101001220.706|CC1|RU3|SORRY, I CRACK MYSELF UP. 19700101001220.840|19700101001223.909|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001224.043|19700101001225.444|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SHE'S COME A LONG WAY. 19700101001225.578|19700101001227.279|CC1|RU3|SHE'LL SING FOR US AND WE'LL 19700101001227.413|19700101001228.380|CC1|RU3|TALK TO HER A LITTLE BIT LATER. 19700101001228.514|19700101001229.749|CC1|RU3|DANIELLE BRADBERY IS HERE! 19700101001229.882|19700101001230.349|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001230.483|19700101001231.717|CC1|RU3|DANIELLE BRADBERY IS HERE! 19700101001231.851|19700101001232.118|CC1|RU3|YES. 19700101001232.251|19700101001232.852|CC1|RU3|VERY FUNNY STAND-UP COMEDIAN J 19700101001232.985|19700101001234.153|CC1|RU3|CHRIS NEWBERG WILL PERFORM AS 19700101001234.286|19700101001234.954|CC1|RU3|WELL. 19700101001235.087|19700101001236.122|CC1|RU3|TOMORROW NIGHT, ACTRESS 19700101001236.255|19700101001237.456|CC1|RU3|KRISTIN DAVIS WILL BE HERE, AND 19700101001237.590|19700101001238.724|CC1|RU3|BROADWAY'S HARVEY FIERSTEIN 19700101001238.858|19700101001239.825|CC1|RU3|WILL STOP BY AS WELL. 19700101001239.959|19700101001241.660|CC1|RU3|AND COMING FRIDAY, MR. LAS 19700101001241.794|19700101001242.928|CC1|RU3|VEGAS HIMSELF, TERRY BRADSHAW 19700101001243.062|19700101001243.529|CC1|RU3|WILL BE HERE. 19700101001243.662|19700101001244.597|CC1|RU3|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 19700101001244.730|19700101001245.865|CC1|RU3|TERRY BRADSHAW GOING TO LAS 19700101001245.998|19700101001246.499|CC1|RU3|VEGAS. 19700101001246.632|19700101001248.067|CC1|RU3|ALL RIGHT. 19700101001248.200|19700101001249.268|CC1|RU3|LET'S BRING OUT A VERY FUNNY 19700101001249.401|19700101001250.169|CC1|RU3|ACTOR AND COMEDIAN. 19700101001250.302|19700101001251.437|CC1|RU3|HE'S DONE A LOT OF GREAT STUFF 19700101001251.570|19700101001252.171|CC1|RU3|FOR US. 19700101001252.304|19700101001253.839|CC1|RU3|PLEASE WELCOME BRIAN PALERMO. 19700101001253.973|19700101001254.874|CC1|RU3|BRIAN, COME ON OUT HERE. 19700101001255.574|19700101001256.408|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001256.542|19700101001259.845|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001259.979|19700101001301.380|CC1|RU3|TELL US, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR 19700101001301.514|19700101001302.448|CC1|RU3|US TONIGHT? 19700101001302.581|19700101001303.916|CC1|RU3|>> ALL RIGHT. 19700101001304.049|19700101001305.117|CC1|RU3|WELL, JAY, EVERYBODY KNOWS, 19700101001305.251|19700101001306.252|CC1|RU3|KIDS ARE REALLY, REALLY HONEST. 19700101001306.385|19700101001307.419|CC1|RU3|AND THEY ALWAYS SPEAK THEIR 19700101001307.553|19700101001308.621|CC1|RU3|MINDS AND SAY EXACTLY WHAT 19700101001308.754|19700101001309.355|CC1|RU3|THEY'RE THINKING. 19700101001309.488|19700101001310.556|CC1|RU3|SO I WENT OUT AND TALKED TO A 19700101001310.689|19700101001311.323|CC1|RU3|A BUNCH OF KIDS. 19700101001311.457|19700101001312.525|CC1|RU3|AND I WANTED TO GET THEIR 19700101001312.658|19700101001313.692|CC1|RU3|OPINION ON SOME POPULAR NEWS 19700101001313.826|19700101001315.427|CC1|RU3|STORIES IN THE NEWS TODAY. 19700101001315.561|19700101001317.363|CC1|RU3|BUT SOME THINGS ARE A LITTLE 19700101001317.496|19700101001318.531|CC1|RU3|COMPLICATED FOR THE KIDS, MAYBE 19700101001318.664|19700101001319.365|CC1|RU3|A LITTLE TOO SENSITIVE. 19700101001319.498|19700101001320.065|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH. 19700101001320.199|19700101001321.367|CC1|RU3|>> SO I PRESENTED TO THEM IN 19700101001321.500|19700101001322.668|CC1|RU3|THE FORM OF METAPHORS SO THEY 19700101001322.802|19700101001323.903|CC1|RU3|WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WERE 19700101001324.036|19700101001324.470|CC1|RU3|GOING FOR. 19700101001324.603|19700101001325.771|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SO THESE KIDS HAVE NO 19700101001325.905|19700101001327.006|CC1|RU3|IDEA WHAT YOU'RE REALLY TALKING 19700101001327.139|19700101001327.473|CC1|RU3|ABOUT. 19700101001327.606|19700101001328.541|CC1|RU3|>> NO, THEY DIDN'T KNOW. 19700101001328.674|19700101001329.341|CC1|RU3|BUT WE WILL KNOW. 19700101001329.475|19700101001330.209|CC1|RU3|YOU'LL GET IT. 19700101001330.342|19700101001331.010|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: ALL RIGHT. 19700101001331.143|19700101001332.311|CC1|RU3|TAKE A LOOK. 19700101001334.079|19700101001334.980|CC1|RU3|¶ KIDS METAPHORS 19700101001335.114|19700101001335.514|CC1|RU3|YEAH ¶ 19700101001335.648|19700101001336.582|CC1|RU3|>> HI, SO I'M BRIAN. 19700101001336.715|19700101001337.516|CC1|RU3|WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 19700101001337.650|19700101001338.184|CC1|RU3|>> ALLISON. 19700101001338.317|19700101001339.018|CC1|RU3|>> HI, ALLISON. 19700101001339.151|19700101001340.920|CC1|RU3|WHY DON'T YOU WRITE YOUR NAME 19700101001341.053|19700101001342.688|CC1|RU3|ON THE BOARD FOR ME, PLEASE. 19700101001342.822|19700101001343.622|CC1|RU3|WE NEED YOUR HELP. 19700101001343.756|19700101001344.824|CC1|RU3|OKAY? 19700101001344.957|19700101001346.125|CC1|RU3|SO I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF, LIKE, 19700101001346.258|19700101001349.261|CC1|RU3|STORIES AND STUFF. 19700101001349.395|19700101001350.496|CC1|RU3|AND WE NEED KIDS' ADVICE TO 19700101001350.629|19700101001351.664|CC1|RU3|HELP THE PEOPLE IN THESE 19700101001351.797|19700101001352.231|CC1|RU3|STORIES. 19700101001352.364|19700101001354.099|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE OFTEN I THINK THAT KIDS 19700101001354.233|19700101001354.934|CC1|RU3|ARE SMARTER THAN ADULTS. 19700101001355.067|19700101001356.168|CC1|RU3|DO YOU AGREE THAT KIDS ARE 19700101001356.302|19700101001356.936|CC1|RU3|SMARTER? 19700101001357.069|19700101001357.436|CC1|RU3|>> YES. 19700101001357.570|19700101001357.937|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101001358.070|19700101001359.171|CC1|RU3|ARE KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN 19700101001359.305|19700101001400.072|CC1|RU3|ADULTS ON EVERYTHING? 19700101001400.206|19700101001400.573|CC1|RU3|>> YES. 19700101001400.706|19700101001401.307|CC1|RU3|>> OH, VERY GOOD. 19700101001401.440|19700101001403.776|CC1|RU3|SO ACROSS THE BOARD. 19700101001403.909|19700101001405.611|CC1|RU3|ONE DAY, SOME KIDS AT SCHOOL 19700101001405.744|19700101001407.179|CC1|RU3|DISCOVERED THAT THEIR PRINCIPAL 19700101001407.313|19700101001408.914|CC1|RU3|HAD TOLD THE TEACHERS TO SNEAK 19700101001409.048|19700101001410.816|CC1|RU3|AROUND DURING CLASS AND RECESS 19700101001410.950|19700101001412.084|CC1|RU3|AND LISTEN IN ON ALL OF THE 19700101001412.218|19700101001413.118|CC1|RU3|STUDENTS' PRIVATE 19700101001413.252|19700101001414.019|CC1|RU3|CONVERSATIONS. 19700101001414.153|19700101001415.855|CC1|RU3|AND THEY USED ALL KINDS OF LIKE 19700101001415.988|19700101001416.655|CC1|RU3|SNEAKY METHODS. 19700101001416.789|19700101001417.389|CC1|RU3|AND THE TEACHERS WOULD FIND OUT 19700101001417.523|19700101001419.592|CC1|RU3|WHAT THE STUDENTS WERE DOING, 19700101001419.725|19700101001420.926|CC1|RU3|WHO THEY WERE HANGING OUT WITH, 19700101001421.060|19700101001421.927|CC1|RU3|IF ANYBODY WAS 19700101001422.061|19700101001423.229|CC1|RU3|BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, WHAT THEY 19700101001423.362|19700101001424.129|CC1|RU3|TALKED ABOUT. 19700101001424.263|19700101001425.431|CC1|RU3|AND THEN THEY WOULD GO BACK AND 19700101001425.564|19700101001427.466|CC1|RU3|TELL THE PRINCIPAL EVERYTHING. 19700101001427.600|19700101001428.901|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 19700101001429.034|19700101001430.202|CC1|RU3|>> I THINK THE PRINCIPAL SHOULD 19700101001430.336|19700101001431.737|CC1|RU3|NOT BE A PRINCIPAL. 19700101001431.871|19700101001432.972|CC1|RU3|I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A NEW 19700101001433.105|19700101001434.740|CC1|RU3|PRINCIPAL THAT WAS BETTER THAN 19700101001434.874|19700101001436.041|CC1|RU3|THE OLD PRINCIPAL, BECAUSE IT 19700101001436.175|19700101001437.176|CC1|RU3|WILL ACTUALLY LET THE KIDS 19700101001437.309|19700101001438.210|CC1|RU3|LEARN. 19700101001438.344|19700101001439.411|CC1|RU3|>> SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 19700101001439.545|19700101001440.746|CC1|RU3|LEARNING -- THEY'RE STILL GOING 19700101001440.880|19700101001441.380|CC1|RU3|TO CLASS -- 19700101001441.513|19700101001442.548|CC1|RU3|AND THEY JUST DON'T KNOW 19700101001442.681|19700101001443.816|CC1|RU3|THEY'RE BEING LISTENED IN ON? 19700101001443.949|19700101001445.050|CC1|RU3|>> AT THE END OF THE DAY, 19700101001445.184|19700101001447.052|CC1|RU3|WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT IS IT'S 19700101001447.186|19700101001448.854|CC1|RU3|NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, REALLY. 19700101001448.988|19700101001451.457|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001451.590|19700101001452.825|CC1|RU3|>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE 19700101001452.958|19700101001453.959|CC1|RU3|WHO ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT? 19700101001454.093|19700101001455.294|CC1|RU3|>> I THINK IF THEY'RE GONNA DO 19700101001455.427|19700101001456.428|CC1|RU3|ANYTHING WEIRD TO SOMEBODY. 19700101001456.562|19700101001457.863|CC1|RU3|>> LIKE WHAT? 19700101001457.997|19700101001459.198|CC1|RU3|>> LIKE PUT SOMETHING ON THEM 19700101001459.331|19700101001500.466|CC1|RU3|LIKE AN EGG AND CRACK IT ON 19700101001500.599|19700101001502.067|CC1|RU3|THEIR HEAD. 19700101001502.201|19700101001503.435|CC1|RU3|>> LOGAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE 19700101001503.569|19700101001504.703|CC1|RU3|PRINCIPAL WOULD DO WITH ALL THE 19700101001504.837|19700101001506.005|CC1|RU3|INFORMATION THAT THE TEACHERS 19700101001506.138|19700101001506.939|CC1|RU3|ARE TELLING? 19700101001507.072|19700101001508.340|CC1|RU3|>> WHO'S GOOD, WHO'S BAD. 19700101001508.474|19700101001509.141|CC1|RU3|>> OH. 19700101001509.275|19700101001510.476|CC1|RU3|>> WHO'S GOING TO HELP -- WHO'S 19700101001510.609|19700101001513.279|CC1|RU3|GOING TO BE LIKE NIXON. 19700101001513.412|19700101001514.580|CC1|RU3|>> SO YOU THINK NIXON DID NOT 19700101001514.713|19700101001515.114|CC1|RU3|HELP. 19700101001515.247|19700101001515.514|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101001515.648|19700101001516.515|CC1|RU3|GOT IT, GOT IT. 19700101001516.649|19700101001517.816|CC1|RU3|BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT 19700101001517.950|19700101001519.051|CC1|RU3|HAVING HIM STOP THE PROGRAM? 19700101001519.184|19700101001519.752|CC1|RU3|WHAT WOULD YOU ACTUALLY TELL 19700101001519.885|19700101001522.121|CC1|RU3|HIM? 19700101001522.254|19700101001524.056|CC1|RU3|>> CRACK DOWN ON THE KIDS THAT 19700101001524.189|19700101001525.891|CC1|RU3|ARE ALWAYS LIKE QUIET. 19700101001526.025|19700101001527.259|CC1|RU3|>> YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR 19700101001527.393|19700101001528.093|CC1|RU3|THE QUIET KIDS? 19700101001528.227|19700101001529.328|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH, THOSE ARE THE KIDS 19700101001529.461|19700101001530.629|CC1|RU3|THAT MOST LIKELY ARE GOING TO 19700101001530.763|19700101001532.898|CC1|RU3|DO SOMETHING BAD. 19700101001533.032|19700101001534.099|CC1|RU3|>> WOW. 19700101001534.233|19700101001536.035|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001536.168|19700101001536.969|CC1|RU3|WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 19700101001537.102|19700101001537.636|CC1|RU3|>> CASSIDY. 19700101001537.770|19700101001538.470|CC1|RU3|>> HI, CASSIDY. 19700101001538.604|19700101001539.939|CC1|RU3|THERE WAS THIS ZOO, OKAY? 19700101001540.072|19700101001541.774|CC1|RU3|AND THEY HAD A LITTLE MONKEY 19700101001541.907|19700101001543.008|CC1|RU3|THAT EVERYBODY THOUGHT WAS JUST 19700101001543.142|19700101001545.277|CC1|RU3|ADORABLE AND FUNNY. 19700101001545.411|19700101001546.745|CC1|RU3|AND PEOPLE LOVED TO WATCH HER 19700101001546.879|19700101001548.080|CC1|RU3|PLAY IN HER CAGE. 19700101001548.213|19700101001549.848|CC1|RU3|AND ONE DAY SOME PEOPLE FROM 19700101001549.982|19700101001551.083|CC1|RU3|THE CIRCUS CAME, AND THEY SAID, 19700101001551.216|19700101001551.850|CC1|RU3|THAT MONKEY'S GREAT. 19700101001551.984|19700101001552.818|CC1|RU3|SHE IS AWESOME. 19700101001552.952|19700101001554.086|CC1|RU3|AND THEY GAVE HER A PART IN 19700101001554.219|19700101001555.854|CC1|RU3|THEIR BIG CIRCUS SHOW. 19700101001555.988|19700101001556.822|CC1|RU3|AND SHE WAS A SUCCESS. 19700101001556.956|19700101001558.090|CC1|RU3|AND SHE GOT ALL OF THE BANANAS 19700101001558.223|19700101001558.958|CC1|RU3|SHE WANTED. 19700101001559.091|19700101001600.826|CC1|RU3|BUT AS SHE GREW UP, SHE STARTED 19700101001600.960|19700101001602.461|CC1|RU3|ACTING CRAZY, YOU KNOW? 19700101001602.594|19700101001604.263|CC1|RU3|SHE WOULD SCREECH AT THE OTHER 19700101001604.396|19700101001605.531|CC1|RU3|ANIMALS, AND SHE WOULD TAKE 19700101001605.664|19700101001606.799|CC1|RU3|WIGS FROM THE CLOWNS AND OTHER 19700101001606.932|19700101001608.033|CC1|RU3|CIRCUS PERFORMERS AND SHE 19700101001608.167|19700101001609.301|CC1|RU3|STARTED DRINKING BEER FROM THE 19700101001609.435|19700101001610.569|CC1|RU3|CONCESSION STAND AND SHE'D RIDE 19700101001610.703|19700101001611.870|CC1|RU3|HER LITTLE MONKEY BIKE ALL OVER 19700101001612.004|19700101001612.705|CC1|RU3|THE CIRCUS GROUND. 19700101001612.838|19700101001615.574|CC1|RU3|SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 19700101001615.708|19700101001616.842|CC1|RU3|>> I THINK IT'S BAD, AND I 19700101001616.976|19700101001618.110|CC1|RU3|THINK THEY TREATED HER TOO 19700101001618.243|19700101001618.577|CC1|RU3|GOOD. 19700101001618.711|19700101001619.812|CC1|RU3|>> OH, THEY TREATED HER TOO 19700101001619.945|19700101001620.446|CC1|RU3|GOOD? 19700101001620.579|19700101001622.381|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH, AND NOW SHE FEELS LIKE 19700101001622.514|19700101001623.282|CC1|RU3|SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 19700101001623.415|19700101001624.483|CC1|RU3|>> OH, A LITTLE ENTITLEMENT 19700101001624.616|19700101001624.984|CC1|RU3|ISSUE. 19700101001625.117|19700101001626.285|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD HAPPEN 19700101001626.418|19700101001627.653|CC1|RU3|TO THE MONKEY? 19700101001627.786|19700101001629.021|CC1|RU3|>> KEEP HER AWAY FROM BEER. 19700101001629.154|19700101001630.389|CC1|RU3|>> KEEP HER AWAY FROM BEER. 19700101001630.522|19700101001631.690|CC1|RU3|I'VE GOT AN UNCLE WHO IS THE 19700101001631.824|19700101001632.458|CC1|RU3|EXACT SAME WAY. 19700101001632.591|19700101001633.592|CC1|RU3|>> SAME HERE, BUT WITH A 19700101001633.726|19700101001634.159|CC1|RU3|A GRANDPA. 19700101001634.293|19700101001636.161|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101001636.295|19700101001637.429|CC1|RU3|>> IT'S VERY RELATABLE, THIS 19700101001637.563|19700101001638.130|CC1|RU3|PROBLEM. 19700101001638.263|19700101001639.798|CC1|RU3|>> BEER EQUALS DRUNK MONKEY. 19700101001639.932|19700101001640.966|CC1|RU3|DRUNK MONKEY EQUALS CRAZY 19700101001641.100|19700101001642.334|CC1|RU3|MONKEY. 19700101001642.468|19700101001643.736|CC1|RU3|>> DO YOU HAVE THAT TATTOOED ON 19700101001643.869|19700101001644.703|CC1|RU3|YOUR BODY SOMEWHERE? 19700101001644.837|19700101001645.170|CC1|RU3|>> NO. 19700101001645.304|19700101001646.271|CC1|RU3|>> YOU SHOULD GET IT. 19700101001646.405|19700101001646.905|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE IT'S AN EXCELLENT 19700101001647.039|19700101001647.806|CC1|RU3|MANTRA. 19700101001647.940|19700101001649.208|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001649.341|19700101001650.409|CC1|RU3|THERE IS THIS BIG PARTY 19700101001650.542|19700101001651.710|CC1|RU3|HAPPENING, RIGHT, AT THIS ONE 19700101001651.844|19700101001653.145|CC1|RU3|RICH KID'S HOUSE. 19700101001653.278|19700101001654.880|CC1|RU3|AND HE'S ONLY INVITED ALL THE 19700101001655.014|19700101001656.148|CC1|RU3|BEST-LOOKING BOYS AND GIRLS 19700101001656.281|19700101001657.049|CC1|RU3|FROM SCHOOL. 19700101001657.182|19700101001657.783|CC1|RU3|ALL RIGHT? 19700101001657.916|19700101001659.118|CC1|RU3|AND HE SAID, "I DON'T WANT ANY 19700101001659.251|19700101001700.419|CC1|RU3|FAT OR UGLY KIDS AT MY PARTY, 19700101001700.552|19700101001701.653|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE IT MIGHT UPSET ALL THE 19700101001701.787|19700101001702.755|CC1|RU3|GOOD-LOOKING KIDS." 19700101001702.888|19700101001703.789|CC1|RU3|NOW HERE'S THE THING. 19700101001703.922|19700101001704.923|CC1|RU3|THE KID WHO IS THROWING THE 19700101001705.057|19700101001706.191|CC1|RU3|PARTY, HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY 19700101001706.325|19700101001708.360|CC1|RU3|GOOFY LOOKING HIMSELF. 19700101001708.494|19700101001710.262|CC1|RU3|WHY WOULD THIS GUY ONLY INVITE 19700101001710.396|19700101001711.030|CC1|RU3|THE GOOD-LOOKING KIDS? 19700101001711.163|19700101001712.331|CC1|RU3|>> BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE ONE 19700101001712.464|19700101001712.831|CC1|RU3|OF THEM. 19700101001712.965|19700101001713.966|CC1|RU3|HE WANTS TO BE WITH THEM. 19700101001714.099|19700101001715.167|CC1|RU3|HE WANTS TO BE STUFF LIKE THAT. 19700101001715.300|19700101001716.368|CC1|RU3|>> WHAT WOULD YOU TELL THAT 19700101001716.502|19700101001716.835|CC1|RU3|KID? 19700101001716.969|19700101001717.436|CC1|RU3|>> I WOULD TELL HIM BE 19700101001717.569|19700101001718.303|CC1|RU3|YOURSELF. 19700101001718.437|19700101001719.304|CC1|RU3|IT DOESN'T MATTER. 19700101001719.438|19700101001721.306|CC1|RU3|THE OUTSIDE DOESN'T MATTER. 19700101001721.440|19700101001723.142|CC1|RU3|THE INSIDE, IF YOU'RE A GOOD 19700101001723.275|19700101001724.410|CC1|RU3|PERSON ON THE INSIDE, YOU'RE A 19700101001724.543|19700101001725.511|CC1|RU3|A GOOD PERSON ON THE OUTSIDE. 19700101001725.644|19700101001727.046|CC1|RU3|>> IF YOU WERE AT THAT PARTY -- 19700101001727.179|19700101001727.579|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101001727.713|19700101001729.515|CC1|RU3|AND YOU SAW THE GOOFY LOOKING 19700101001729.648|19700101001730.449|CC1|RU3|GUY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HIM? 19700101001730.582|19700101001731.717|CC1|RU3|>> I WOULD SAY, YOU SHOULD GO 19700101001731.850|19700101001732.885|CC1|RU3|TO A SURGEON. 19700101001733.018|19700101001735.287|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101001735.421|19700101001737.122|CC1|RU3|>> TO DO WHAT? 19700101001737.256|19700101001738.991|CC1|RU3|>> TO FIX YOUR FACE. 19700101001739.124|19700101001740.526|CC1|RU3|>> WHY WOULD YOU FIX YOUR FACE? 19700101001740.659|19700101001741.593|CC1|RU3|>> BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO 19700101001741.727|19700101001742.294|CC1|RU3|STARE AT IT. 19700101001742.428|19700101001743.062|CC1|RU3|>> NOBODY DOES. 19700101001743.195|19700101001745.397|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001745.531|19700101001746.865|CC1|RU3|I KNOW THIS OLD GUY WHO LOVES 19700101001746.999|19700101001748.534|CC1|RU3|DESSERT. 19700101001748.667|19700101001749.902|CC1|RU3|HE LOVES TO EAT DESSERT. 19700101001750.035|19700101001751.003|CC1|RU3|AND HE'S VERY, VERY POPULAR. 19700101001751.136|19700101001752.237|CC1|RU3|SO PEOPLE WOULD OFFER HIM 19700101001752.371|19700101001753.539|CC1|RU3|DESSERTS, LIKE PIE, ALL OF THE 19700101001753.672|19700101001754.473|CC1|RU3|TIME. 19700101001754.606|19700101001756.108|CC1|RU3|BUT HE SAID THAT ONE PIECE OF 19700101001756.241|19700101001757.443|CC1|RU3|PIE MADE HIM SICK AND ALMOST 19700101001757.576|19700101001759.378|CC1|RU3|KILLED HIM. 19700101001759.511|19700101001800.512|CC1|RU3|HE'S OKAY NOW. 19700101001800.646|19700101001801.814|CC1|RU3|BUT IT TOOK A LONG TIME FOR HIM 19700101001801.947|19700101001802.581|CC1|RU3|TO GET BETTER. 19700101001802.714|19700101001803.749|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT 19700101001803.882|19700101001804.516|CC1|RU3|STORY? 19700101001804.650|19700101001805.684|CC1|RU3|>> HMMM. 19700101001805.818|19700101001808.320|CC1|RU3|DON'T GET PIE FROM STRANGERS. 19700101001808.454|19700101001809.354|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101001809.488|19700101001811.123|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101001811.256|19700101001812.524|CC1|RU3|>> THAT -- I CAN'T TOP THAT. 19700101001812.658|19700101001814.426|CC1|RU3|¶ YEAH ¶ 19700101001814.560|19700101001815.227|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: ALL RIGHTY. 19700101001815.360|19700101001816.295|CC1|RU3|BRIAN, THANK YOU BUDDY. 19700101001816.428|19700101001816.829|CC1|RU3|BE RIGHT BACK WITH 19700101001816.962|19700101001817.830|CC1|RU3|DAVID GREGORY. 19700101001817.963|19700101001819.298|CC1|RU3|DON'T GET PIE FROM STRANGERS! 19700101001819.431|19700101001819.731|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101001819.865|19700101001823.502|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101001911.483|19700101001913.552|CC1|POP| [ Crewperson ] 19700101001911.483|19700101001913.552|CC1|POP| WELCOME TO McDonald's. 19700101001911.483|19700101001913.552|CC1|POP| MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 19700101001913.553|19700101001915.187|CC1|POP| GET WHATEVER YOU WANT, 19700101001913.553|19700101001915.187|CC1|POP| BABY. 19700101001915.188|19700101001917.122|CC1|POP| LET'S JUST SHARE 19700101001915.188|19700101001917.122|CC1|POP| A 20 Piece. 19700101001917.123|19700101001919.358|CC1|POP| [ internal ] 20 McNuggets, 19700101001917.123|19700101001919.358|CC1|POP| FOR ONLY $4.99? 19700101001919.359|19700101001923.162|CC1|POP| OH MAN. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, 19700101001919.359|19700101001923.162|CC1|POP| SMART AND SENSIBLE. 19700101001923.163|19700101001924.730|CC1|POP| JACKPOT! 19700101001924.731|19700101001926.198|CC1|POP| [ Crewperson ] 19700101001924.731|19700101001926.198|CC1|POP| ANYTHING ELSE? 19700101001928.568|19700101001930.235|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] 19700101001928.568|19700101001930.235|CC1|POP| GET NEXT TO McDonald's CRISPY, 19700101001930.236|19700101001931.770|CC1|POP| JUICY Chicken McNuggets. 19700101001931.771|19700101001933.238|CC1|POP| SO YOU GET THE TASTE YOU LOVE 19700101001933.239|19700101001934.806|CC1|POP| AT A PRICE YOU'LL LOVE 19700101001933.239|19700101001934.806|CC1|POP| EVEN MORE. 19700101001934.807|19700101001936.708|CC1|POP| GUESS WHO'S GOING 19700101001934.807|19700101001936.708|CC1|POP| TO THE GAME? 19700101001936.709|19700101001938.510|CC1|POP| [ internal ] THANK YOU. 19700101001938.511|19700101001940.579|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] 19700101001938.511|19700101001940.579|CC1|POP| THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO LOVE 19700101001938.511|19700101001940.579|CC1|POP| AT McDonald's. 19700101001958.997|19700101002000.866|CC1|PAI| This is it. 19700101002002.869|19700101002005.037|CC1|POP| This is what matters.K YOU. 19700101002006.105|19700101002009.107|CC1|POP| The experience of a product. 19700101002011.044|19700101002014.046|CC1|POP| How will it make someone feel? 19700101002016.683|19700101002019.685|CC1|POP| Will it make life better? 19700101002022.422|19700101002025.424|CC1|POP| Does it deserve to exist? 19700101002028.194|19700101002030.262|CC1|POP| We spend a lot of time 19700101002030.296|19700101002033.298|CC1|POP| On a few great things. 19700101002033.967|19700101002036.969|CC1|POP| Until every idea we touch 19700101002038.571|19700101002041.573|CC1|POP| Enhances each life it touches. 19700101002044.244|19700101002046.745|CC1|POP| You may rarely look at it. 19700101002046.779|19700101002049.915|CC1|POP| But you'll always feel it. 19700101002049.949|19700101002052.784|CC1|POP| This is our signature. 19700101002052.819|19700101002108.934|CC1|POP| And it means everything. 19700101002215.701|19700101002221.573|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101002221.707|19700101002222.541|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101002222.674|19700101002224.076|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: ALL RIGHT. 19700101002224.209|19700101002225.377|CC1|RU3|NBC ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE MY 19700101002225.510|19700101002226.678|CC1|RU3|FIRST GUEST, HE DOES EVERYTHING 19700101002226.812|19700101002227.546|CC1|RU3|SO WELL. 19700101002227.679|19700101002229.414|CC1|RU3|HE IS A VERSATILE ANCHOR AND I 19700101002229.548|19700101002230.582|CC1|RU3|THINK HIS MODERATING ON 19700101002230.716|19700101002231.717|CC1|RU3|"MEET THE PRESS" IS A 19700101002231.850|19700101002232.851|CC1|RU3|A MUST-WATCH ON SUNDAY 19700101002232.984|19700101002233.785|CC1|RU3|MORNINGS, RIGHT ON NBC. 19700101002233.919|19700101002235.420|CC1|RU3|PLEASE WELCOME, DAVID GREGORY! 19700101002235.554|19700101002235.921|CC1|RU3|DAVID! 19700101002236.054|19700101002236.521|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101002236.655|19700101002246.798|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101002248.333|19700101002249.434|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY 19700101002249.568|19700101002250.001|CC1|RU3|FRIEND. 19700101002250.135|19700101002250.702|CC1|RU3|>> THANK YOU. 19700101002250.836|19700101002251.269|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101002251.403|19700101002252.304|CC1|RU3|IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 19700101002252.437|19700101002253.538|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: HEY, I WANT TO GET 19700101002253.672|19700101002254.406|CC1|RU3|RIGHT TO IT. 19700101002254.539|19700101002255.640|CC1|RU3|THERE IS A NEWS STORY THAT IS 19700101002255.774|19700101002256.775|CC1|RU3|BOTHERING ME A GREAT DEAL. 19700101002256.908|19700101002258.043|CC1|RU3|IT JUST BROKE MAYBE YESTERDAY, 19700101002258.176|19700101002259.311|CC1|RU3|TODAY, ABOUT THIS 1986, TWA 19700101002259.444|19700101002300.045|CC1|RU3|FLIGHT 800. 19700101002300.178|19700101002301.079|CC1|RU3|BRING US UP TO DATE. 19700101002301.213|19700101002301.947|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 19700101002302.080|19700101002303.281|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, IS THERE A DOCUMENTARY 19700101002303.415|19700101002304.449|CC1|RU3|FILM COMING OUT IN A FEW 19700101002304.583|19700101002304.950|CC1|RU3|MONTHS. 19700101002305.083|19700101002305.684|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: 1986 -- 19700101002305.817|19700101002306.151|CC1|RU3|1996. 19700101002306.284|19700101002306.918|CC1|RU3|>> 96, RIGHT. 19700101002307.052|19700101002308.253|CC1|RU3|TWA 800. 19700101002308.387|19700101002310.355|CC1|RU3|IN WHICH THEY ALLEGE THAT THE 19700101002310.489|19700101002311.990|CC1|RU3|REPORT, THE CONCLUSION, THAT IT 19700101002312.124|19700101002313.925|CC1|RU3|WAS ACCIDENTAL IS FALSE. 19700101002314.059|19700101002315.060|CC1|RU3|WAS FALSIFIED. 19700101002315.193|19700101002315.694|CC1|RU3|AND THERE ARE FORMER NTSB 19700101002315.827|19700101002317.963|CC1|RU3|INVESTIGATORS WHO ARE 19700101002318.096|19700101002319.231|CC1|RU3|APPARENTLY GOING TO COME OUT 19700101002319.364|19700101002320.465|CC1|RU3|AND SAY, NO, THERE WAS SOME 19700101002320.599|19700101002321.633|CC1|RU3|KIND OF OUTSIDE EVENT, WHETHER 19700101002321.767|19700101002322.901|CC1|RU3|IT'S A MISSILE OR SOMETHING 19700101002323.034|19700101002323.535|CC1|RU3|ELSE. 19700101002323.668|19700101002325.337|CC1|RU3|SO THIS IS, YOU KNOW, AS WE 19700101002325.470|19700101002326.505|CC1|RU3|WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU NEVER 19700101002326.638|19700101002327.839|CC1|RU3|CLOSE AN AIRLINE INVESTIGATION, 19700101002327.973|19700101002329.007|CC1|RU3|A CRASH INVESTIGATION. 19700101002329.141|19700101002329.975|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: RIGHT. 19700101002330.108|19700101002330.709|CC1|RU3|>> SO THE NTSB IS SAYING, LOOK, 19700101002330.842|19700101002333.612|CC1|RU3|WE'LL CONSIDER THIS POSITION, 19700101002333.745|19700101002334.846|CC1|RU3|BUT PEOPLE ARE TELLING OUR 19700101002334.980|19700101002336.114|CC1|RU3|FOLKS WHO ARE COVERING THIS, 19700101002336.248|19700101002337.416|CC1|RU3|THEY REALLY DON'T THINK THERE 19700101002337.549|19700101002338.550|CC1|RU3|IS A WHOLE LOT TO IT. 19700101002338.683|19700101002339.684|CC1|RU3|THERE IS A LOT OF CONSPIRACY 19700101002339.818|19700101002340.685|CC1|RU3|THEORIES ABOUT THIS. 19700101002340.819|19700101002342.554|CC1|RU3|REMEMBER, THIS IS, WHAT, FIVE 19700101002342.687|19700101002344.656|CC1|RU3|YEARS BEFORE THE 9/11 ATTACK. 19700101002344.790|19700101002345.724|CC1|RU3|THOUGHT ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 19700101002345.857|19700101002347.058|CC1|RU3|TERRORISTS OR OTHERS, JUST SOME 19700101002347.192|19700101002348.593|CC1|RU3|UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENON. 19700101002348.727|19700101002350.095|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WITNESSES SAW MISSILES. 19700101002350.228|19700101002351.863|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT, BUT AT THIS POINT 19700101002351.997|19700101002353.031|CC1|RU3|THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING TO 19700101002353.165|19700101002354.266|CC1|RU3|REFUTE THE IDEA THAT THIS IS 19700101002354.399|19700101002354.966|CC1|RU3|ACCIDENTAL. 19700101002355.100|19700101002356.435|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: THE PART THAT REALLY 19700101002356.568|19700101002358.603|CC1|RU3|BOTHERS ME, I SAW A COUPLE OF 19700101002358.737|19700101002359.905|CC1|RU3|THESE GUYS ON NEWS PROGRAMS 19700101002400.038|19700101002401.273|CC1|RU3|TODAY ON ALL THE DIFFERENT 19700101002401.406|19700101002402.541|CC1|RU3|CHANNELS SAYING, "WELL, WHEN 19700101002402.674|19700101002403.742|CC1|RU3|THE DOCUMENTARY COMES OUT." 19700101002403.875|19700101002405.043|CC1|RU3|NO, NO. 19700101002405.177|19700101002406.344|CC1|RU3|WAIT A MINUTE, WE HAVE 230 -- 19700101002406.478|19700101002407.512|CC1|RU3|WHATEVER NUMBER OF PEOPLE 19700101002407.646|19700101002408.046|CC1|RU3|KILLED. 19700101002408.180|19700101002409.881|CC1|RU3|MURDERED, IF THAT'S THE CASE. 19700101002410.015|19700101002411.016|CC1|RU3|WHAT, WE WAIT UNTIL YOUR 19700101002411.149|19700101002411.683|CC1|RU3|DOCUMENTARY? 19700101002411.817|19700101002412.884|CC1|RU3|WHAT IS? 19700101002413.018|19700101002413.685|CC1|RU3|THIS IS NEWS. 19700101002413.819|19700101002414.519|CC1|RU3|WHY IS IT NOT -- 19700101002414.653|19700101002415.854|CC1|RU3|WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT AND BUY 19700101002415.987|19700101002417.322|CC1|RU3|A TICKET? 19700101002417.456|19700101002419.124|CC1|RU3|>> I'M TOLD THAT ACTUALLY A LOT 19700101002419.257|19700101002420.392|CC1|RU3|OF THE INVESTIGATORS WHO WORKED 19700101002420.525|19700101002421.726|CC1|RU3|ON IT HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN IT OR 19700101002421.860|19700101002423.028|CC1|RU3|SEEN A ROUGH CUT OF IT SO THAT 19700101002423.161|19700101002424.496|CC1|RU3|THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DEALING 19700101002424.629|19700101002425.597|CC1|RU3|WITH, THEY KNOW HOW NEW IT IS. 19700101002425.730|19700101002426.898|CC1|RU3|AND THAT WILL BE PART OF WHAT 19700101002427.032|19700101002427.532|CC1|RU3|THEY REVIEW. 19700101002427.666|19700101002428.700|CC1|RU3|SO OBVIOUSLY, THE GOVERNMENT 19700101002428.834|19700101002429.734|CC1|RU3|WILL GO THROUGH IT. 19700101002429.868|19700101002431.169|CC1|RU3|OFFICIALS LOOK AT ALL OF THIS. 19700101002431.303|19700101002432.404|CC1|RU3|BUT AT THE MOMENT, THERE IS 19700101002432.537|19700101002433.738|CC1|RU3|NOTHING THAT RISES TO THE LEVEL 19700101002433.872|19700101002435.006|CC1|RU3|THAT'S GOING TO CHALLENGE WHAT 19700101002435.140|19700101002436.007|CC1|RU3|THEY THINK ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 19700101002436.141|19700101002436.708|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH. 19700101002436.842|19700101002438.043|CC1|RU3|THE PART THAT DISTURBS ME SO 19700101002438.176|19700101002439.177|CC1|RU3|MUCH, WAIT A MINUTE, AM I 19700101002439.311|19700101002440.378|CC1|RU3|WATCHING A MONEY-MAKING PROFIT 19700101002440.512|19700101002441.646|CC1|RU3|ENTERPRISE THAT COULD OR COULD 19700101002441.780|19700101002442.547|CC1|RU3|NOT HAVE HAPPENED? 19700101002442.681|19700101002443.782|CC1|RU3|OR AM I WATCHING REAL NEWS? 19700101002443.915|19700101002444.816|CC1|RU3|THAT'S THE SCARY PART. 19700101002444.950|19700101002445.650|CC1|RU3|>> IT IS SCARY. 19700101002445.784|19700101002446.751|CC1|RU3|I MEAN LOOK, THIS IS A 19700101002446.885|19700101002448.320|CC1|RU3|A SENSATIONAL STORY. 19700101002448.453|19700101002449.287|CC1|RU3|IT WAS ALL ALONG. 19700101002449.421|19700101002449.821|CC1|RU3|I REMEMBER READING 19700101002449.955|19700101002451.022|CC1|RU3|NELSON DEMILLE'S NOVEL ABOUT 19700101002451.156|19700101002452.224|CC1|RU3|THIS, WHICH IS THIS EXACT 19700101002452.357|19700101002453.091|CC1|RU3|PREMISE. 19700101002453.225|19700101002453.859|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SURE. 19700101002453.992|19700101002455.660|CC1|RU3|>> SO THIS IS SOMETHING THAT 19700101002455.794|19700101002456.728|CC1|RU3|FUELS A LOT OF CONSPIRACY, A 19700101002456.862|19700101002457.963|CC1|RU3|A LOT OF TALK, ESPECIALLY 19700101002458.096|19700101002459.197|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE THERE IS STILL SOME 19700101002459.331|19700101002500.432|CC1|RU3|MYSTERY SURROUNDING IT ALL. 19700101002500.565|19700101002502.300|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LET ME ASK ABOUT THIS 19700101002502.434|19700101002503.635|CC1|RU3|EDWARD SNOWDEN OF COURSE, HE'S 19700101002503.768|19700101002504.870|CC1|RU3|A 29-YEAR-OLD GUY, IN FRONT OF 19700101002505.003|19700101002505.937|CC1|RU3|THIS NSA SPYING SCANDAL. 19700101002506.071|19700101002507.272|CC1|RU3|WHY CAN'T WE JUST TRACK THIS 19700101002507.405|19700101002508.039|CC1|RU3|GUY DOWN? 19700101002508.173|19700101002509.274|CC1|RU3|>> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE OBVIOUS 19700101002509.407|19700101002509.841|CC1|RU3|QUESTION. 19700101002509.975|19700101002511.109|CC1|RU3|AND OBVIOUSLY, AUTHORITIES IN 19700101002511.243|19700101002512.410|CC1|RU3|THE U.S. I KNOW, ARE PREPARING 19700101002512.544|19700101002513.645|CC1|RU3|TO DO THAT. 19700101002513.778|19700101002515.847|CC1|RU3|TO BRING HIM BACK. 19700101002515.981|19700101002517.215|CC1|RU3|IT'S NOT SO EASY WITH CHINA. 19700101002517.349|19700101002519.584|CC1|RU3|YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN EXTRADITION 19700101002519.718|19700101002520.852|CC1|RU3|TREATY WITH A COUNTRY, AND WE 19700101002520.986|19700101002522.020|CC1|RU3|DO WITH CHINA, BUT THEY CAN 19700101002522.153|19700101002523.154|CC1|RU3|MAKE IT A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT. 19700101002523.288|19700101002524.422|CC1|RU3|AND THE OTHER THING THAT'S A 19700101002524.556|19700101002525.657|CC1|RU3|A LITTLE UNCLEAR TO ME AT THIS 19700101002525.790|19700101002526.925|CC1|RU3|POINT IS TO WHAT EXTENT THE 19700101002527.058|19700101002528.226|CC1|RU3|GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY, YOU 19700101002528.360|19700101002529.361|CC1|RU3|KNOW, PULLING THE TRIGGER ON 19700101002529.494|19700101002530.729|CC1|RU3|THAT WARRANT TO SAY WE WANT HIM 19700101002530.862|19700101002531.897|CC1|RU3|BACK HERE NOW. 19700101002532.030|19700101002533.832|CC1|RU3|I THINK THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO 19700101002533.965|19700101002535.100|CC1|RU3|ASSEMBLE WHAT THEY HAVE GOT 19700101002535.233|19700101002536.334|CC1|RU3|AGAINST HIM AND TRY TO NAIL 19700101002536.468|19700101002536.968|CC1|RU3|DOWN WHERE HE IS. 19700101002537.102|19700101002537.702|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: OKAY. 19700101002537.836|19700101002538.537|CC1|RU3|TRAITOR OR HERO? 19700101002538.670|19700101002539.804|CC1|RU3|>> YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE 19700101002539.938|19700101002541.106|CC1|RU3|WHO GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR SORT OF 19700101002541.239|19700101002542.307|CC1|RU3|FORCING THIS DEBATE OUT INTO 19700101002542.440|19700101002543.074|CC1|RU3|THE COUNTRY. 19700101002543.208|19700101002544.943|CC1|RU3|I THINK IT'S DEEPLY DISTURBING 19700101002545.076|19700101002546.411|CC1|RU3|WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES IT UPON HIM 19700101002546.545|19700101002549.214|CC1|RU3|OR HERSELF TO DECIDE THEY'RE 19700101002549.347|19700101002550.515|CC1|RU3|UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SOME PROGRAM 19700101002550.649|19700101002551.716|CC1|RU3|AND THEY SINGLE HANDEDLY WANT 19700101002551.850|19700101002553.018|CC1|RU3|TO SORT OF UNDO A GOVERNMENT 19700101002553.151|19700101002553.852|CC1|RU3|PROGRAM. 19700101002553.985|19700101002554.719|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: EXACTLY. 19700101002554.853|19700101002555.453|CC1|RU3|>> I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S 19700101002555.587|19700101002556.621|CC1|RU3|WHAT THE FOUNDERS OF THE 19700101002556.755|19700101002558.223|CC1|RU3|COUNTRY ENVISIONED. 19700101002558.356|19700101002559.491|CC1|RU3|AND IT'S NOT A REAL WAY TO DO 19700101002559.624|19700101002600.992|CC1|RU3|IT. 19700101002601.126|19700101002602.327|CC1|RU3|TO HAVE SOME 29-YEAR-OLD WHO IS 19700101002602.460|19700101002603.495|CC1|RU3|AN OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW, 19700101002603.628|19700101002604.729|CC1|RU3|CONTRACTOR IN A POSITION TO DO 19700101002604.863|19700101002605.530|CC1|RU3|THAT. 19700101002605.664|19700101002606.197|CC1|RU3|ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE DON'T 19700101002606.331|19700101002607.999|CC1|RU3|KNOW -- 19700101002608.133|19700101002609.634|CC1|RU3|DID HE TRY TO AVAIL HIMSELF OF 19700101002609.768|19700101002611.903|CC1|RU3|ANY MECHANISM THERE IS WITHIN 19700101002612.037|19700101002614.406|CC1|RU3|THE GOVERNMENT TO BLOW THE 19700101002614.539|19700101002615.707|CC1|RU3|WHISTLE ON SOMETHING THAT HE 19700101002615.840|19700101002616.808|CC1|RU3|CLAIMS IS SOME KIND OF ABUSE? 19700101002616.942|19700101002618.143|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH, BUT TO ME, I GREW 19700101002618.276|19700101002619.244|CC1|RU3|UP IN THE ERA WHEN, 19700101002619.377|19700101002620.412|CC1|RU3|DANIEL ELLSBURY WITH THE 19700101002620.545|19700101002621.112|CC1|RU3|PENTAGON PAPERS. 19700101002621.246|19700101002622.447|CC1|RU3|WHETHER YOU BELIEVE HIM OR NOT, 19700101002622.581|19700101002623.648|CC1|RU3|HE STOOD UP IN AMERICA, IN 19700101002623.782|19700101002624.916|CC1|RU3|ESSENTIALLY THE TOWN SQUARE, I 19700101002625.050|19700101002626.184|CC1|RU3|HAVE THESE PAPERS, ARREST ME, 19700101002626.318|19700101002627.519|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU, GO TO TRIAL, LAWYERS 19700101002627.652|19700101002628.620|CC1|RU3|TELL US WHAT'S GOING -- 19700101002628.753|19700101002629.888|CC1|RU3|I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY RUN 19700101002630.021|19700101002631.323|CC1|RU3|TO AN ENEMY. 19700101002631.456|19700101002632.591|CC1|RU3|AND IN INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE, 19700101002632.724|19700101002633.525|CC1|RU3|CHINA IS THE ENEMY. 19700101002633.658|19700101002634.826|CC1|RU3|I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I 19700101002634.960|19700101002635.961|CC1|RU3|KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT -- 19700101002636.094|19700101002636.928|CC1|RU3|>> TO GO OUT THERE TOO. 19700101002637.062|19700101002638.229|CC1|RU3|AND PUBLICLY TALK ABOUT WELL, 19700101002638.363|19700101002639.464|CC1|RU3|THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS 19700101002639.598|19700101002640.765|CC1|RU3|DOING ALL THIS HACKING AGAINST 19700101002640.899|19700101002641.533|CC1|RU3|CHINA. 19700101002641.666|19700101002642.534|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, YOU DON'T DO THAT. 19700101002642.667|19700101002643.768|CC1|RU3|I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSE THAT'S 19700101002643.902|19700101002644.269|CC1|RU3|SERVING. 19700101002644.402|19700101002645.570|CC1|RU3|SOME WIDER CAUSE OF HIS, THAT 19700101002645.704|19700101002646.705|CC1|RU3|HE THINKS HE'S SERVING. 19700101002646.838|19700101002647.906|CC1|RU3|HERE'S THE OTHER THING IS 19700101002648.039|19700101002648.807|CC1|RU3|PEOPLE REACT STRONGLY. 19700101002648.940|19700101002650.075|CC1|RU3|AGAIN, INDEPENDENT OF YOUR 19700101002650.208|19700101002651.242|CC1|RU3|VIEWS OF THIS KIND OF 19700101002651.376|19700101002652.978|CC1|RU3|SURVEILLANCE, AND I THINK THERE 19700101002653.111|19700101002654.312|CC1|RU3|IS A BIGGER POINT WHICH WE HAVE 19700101002654.446|19700101002655.480|CC1|RU3|NOT IN THIS COUNTRY HAD A 19700101002655.614|19700101002658.316|CC1|RU3|A DEBATE AFTER 9/11 ABOUT TO 19700101002658.450|19700101002659.651|CC1|RU3|WHAT EXTENT WE WANT TO REVIEW 19700101002659.784|19700101002700.819|CC1|RU3|OUR WAR FOOTAGE AGAINST 19700101002700.952|19700101002702.487|CC1|RU3|TERRORISM OR AGAINST AN ENEMY. 19700101002702.621|19700101002704.322|CC1|RU3|WE HAVE FAILED TO ENGAGE IN 19700101002704.456|19700101002705.223|CC1|RU3|THAT BIG INSTITUTIONAL DEBATE. 19700101002705.357|19700101002705.890|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YES. 19700101002706.024|19700101002707.192|CC1|RU3|>> AND CONGRESS, THEY PASSED A 19700101002707.325|19700101002708.760|CC1|RU3|A PATRIOT ACT IN PERPETUITY. 19700101002708.893|19700101002710.128|CC1|RU3|THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE OF THAT 19700101002710.261|19700101002710.695|CC1|RU3|DEBATE. 19700101002710.829|19700101002711.997|CC1|RU3|THE PRESIDENT SAYS HE'S HAPPY 19700101002712.130|19700101002713.064|CC1|RU3|TO HAVE THE DEBATE. 19700101002713.198|19700101002714.299|CC1|RU3|WELL, NOT SO MUCH, BECAUSE 19700101002714.432|19700101002716.835|CC1|RU3|THESE PROGRAMS ARE SECRET. 19700101002716.968|19700101002718.570|CC1|RU3|SO, YOU KNOW, BUT SO THE 19700101002718.703|19700101002719.804|CC1|RU3|REALITY IS THAT, YOU KNOW, 19700101002719.938|19700101002720.672|CC1|RU3|THAT'S WHERE IT IS. 19700101002720.805|19700101002721.539|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH. 19700101002721.673|19700101002722.273|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, JACK NICHOLSON SAID IT 19700101002722.407|19700101002723.508|CC1|RU3|BEST, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE 19700101002723.642|19700101002724.476|CC1|RU3|TRUTH. 19700101002724.609|19700101002725.710|CC1|RU3|AND MOST PEOPLE -- 19700101002725.844|19700101002728.146|CC1|RU3|I MEAN WE ALL WATCHED JACK 19700101002728.279|19700101002729.447|CC1|RU3|BAUER, YOU KNOW, ON "24" AND HE 19700101002729.581|19700101002730.548|CC1|RU3|SHOOTS THE GUY IN THE KNEECAP. 19700101002730.682|19700101002731.383|CC1|RU3|OKAY, IT WAS LARRY. 19700101002731.516|19700101002732.050|CC1|RU3|OKAY, THEN WE FIND OUT AND 19700101002732.183|19700101002732.951|CC1|RU3|APPLAUD. 19700101002733.084|19700101002734.753|CC1|RU3|BUT WE DO THAT IN REAL LIFE, OF 19700101002734.886|19700101002735.720|CC1|RU3|COURSE, THAT'S WRONG. 19700101002735.854|19700101002737.622|CC1|RU3|BUT IF WE DON'T SHOOT THAT GUY 19700101002737.756|19700101002738.923|CC1|RU3|IN THE KNEE, AND THE BUILDING 19700101002739.057|19700101002739.791|CC1|RU3|COLLAPSES. 19700101002739.924|19700101002740.992|CC1|RU3|>> THAT WAS THE POINT I WAS 19700101002741.126|19700101002741.593|CC1|RU3|GETTING AT. 19700101002741.726|19700101002742.694|CC1|RU3|WHICH IS, THE REALITY IS -- 19700101002742.827|19700101002743.995|CC1|RU3|LOOK WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE 19700101002744.129|19700101002745.130|CC1|RU3|BOSTON BOMBINGS. 19700101002745.263|19700101002745.830|CC1|RU3|A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA 19700101002745.964|19700101002747.132|CC1|RU3|AND ELSEWHERE SAYING, WAIT A 19700101002747.265|19700101002748.333|CC1|RU3|A MINUTE, WHY DIDN'T THE 19700101002748.466|19700101002749.534|CC1|RU3|GOVERNMENT TRACK TSARNAEV 19700101002749.668|19700101002750.335|CC1|RU3|BETTER? 19700101002750.468|19700101002751.603|CC1|RU3|WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW THAT HE'D 19700101002751.736|19700101002752.570|CC1|RU3|GONE BACK TO CHECHNYA? 19700101002752.704|19700101002753.838|CC1|RU3|WHY DIDN'T WE CONNECT THOSE 19700101002753.972|19700101002754.339|CC1|RU3|DOTS? 19700101002754.472|19700101002755.040|CC1|RU3|HOW DID HE FALL OFF THE RADAR 19700101002755.173|19700101002755.940|CC1|RU3|LIKE THAT? 19700101002756.074|19700101002757.242|CC1|RU3|SO WE HAVE THIS WHEREWITHAL, 19700101002757.375|19700101002758.576|CC1|RU3|THIS CAPACITY AND WE DON'T USE 19700101002758.710|19700101002759.678|CC1|RU3|IT TO FOIL A PLOT. 19700101002759.811|19700101002800.812|CC1|RU3|IMAGINE WHAT THE RECRIMINATIONS 19700101002800.945|19700101002801.646|CC1|RU3|WOULD BE. 19700101002801.780|19700101002802.480|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SURE. 19700101002802.614|19700101002803.848|CC1|RU3|>> I MEAN, THE INTELLIGENCE 19700101002803.982|19700101002805.150|CC1|RU3|COMMITTEE DID A REPORT AFTER 19700101002805.283|19700101002806.317|CC1|RU3|9/11 AND THEY BLAMED THE NSA 19700101002806.451|19700101002807.352|CC1|RU3|FOR BEING TOO CAUTIOUS. 19700101002807.485|19700101002808.953|CC1|RU3|SO THERE IS A BALANCE. 19700101002809.087|19700101002809.688|CC1|RU3|IT'S NOT ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER, 19700101002809.821|19700101002810.989|CC1|RU3|WHICH GOES BACK TO MY ORIGINAL 19700101002811.122|19700101002811.823|CC1|RU3|POINT. 19700101002811.956|19700101002813.725|CC1|RU3|WE HAVE TO HAVE A DEBATE ABOUT 19700101002813.858|19700101002814.993|CC1|RU3|TO WHAT EXTENT WE WANT TO BE A 19700101002815.126|19700101002816.294|CC1|RU3|A SURVEILLANCE STATE, TO WHAT 19700101002816.428|19700101002817.562|CC1|RU3|EXTENT WE WANT TO BE ON A WAR 19700101002817.696|19700101002818.830|CC1|RU3|FOOTING, TO WHAT EXTENT WE 19700101002818.963|19700101002819.898|CC1|RU3|STILL BELIEVE WE'RE AT WAR. 19700101002820.031|19700101002821.132|CC1|RU3|AND AS A COUNTRY, WE HAVE TO 19700101002821.266|19700101002822.500|CC1|RU3|HAVE THAT DEBATE. 19700101002822.634|19700101002823.802|CC1|RU3|INSTEAD, WE, YOU KNOW -- 19700101002823.935|19700101002825.303|CC1|RU3|9/11 HAPPENED AND NOW THE LEVEL 19700101002825.437|19700101002826.705|CC1|RU3|OF ACCEPTABLE RISK IS SO LOW IF 19700101002826.838|19700101002827.972|CC1|RU3|YOU'RE A POLITICIAN. 19700101002828.106|19700101002828.840|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: RIGHT. 19700101002828.973|19700101002830.008|CC1|RU3|>> YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO 19700101002830.141|19700101002830.642|CC1|RU3|HAVE A DEBATE. 19700101002830.775|19700101002831.443|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: RIGHT. 19700101002831.576|19700101002832.610|CC1|RU3|LOOK, WE'LL TAKE A BREAK. 19700101002832.744|19700101002833.311|CC1|RU3|MORE WITH DAVID WHEN WE COME 19700101002833.445|19700101002834.179|CC1|RU3|BACK. 19700101002834.312|19700101002834.779|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101002834.913|19700101002836.981|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101002842.420|19700101002844.322|CC1|POP| OH, HE'S A FIGHTER ALRIGHT. 19700101002844.323|19700101002846.991|CC1|POP| SINCE AFLAC IS HELPING WITH HIS 19700101002844.323|19700101002846.991|CC1|POP| EXPENSES WHILE HE CAN'T WORK, 19700101002846.992|19700101002848.326|CC1|POP| HE CAN FOCUS ON HIS RECOVERY. 19700101002848.327|19700101002850.495|CC1|POP|HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY SO MUCH 19700101002848.327|19700101002850.495|CC1|POP| ABOUT HIS MORTGAGE, 19700101002850.496|19700101002852.664|CC1|POP| GROCERIES, OR EVEN GAS BILLS. 19700101002850.496|19700101002852.664|CC1|POP| KICK! KICK... 19700101002852.665|19700101002855.934|CC1|POP|FEEL IT! FEEL IT! FEEL IT! 19700101002852.665|19700101002855.934|CC1|POP| NICE WORK! 19700101002855.935|19700101002858.369|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101002858.370|19700101002900.572|CC1|POP| YOU GOT IT! 19700101002858.370|19700101002900.572|CC1|POP| YOU GOT IT! YES! 19700101002900.573|19700101002902.841|CC1|POP| AFLAC'S GONNA HELP TAKE CARE 19700101002900.573|19700101002902.841|CC1|POP| OF HIS EXPENSES. 19700101002902.842|19700101002905.443|CC1|POP| AND US...WE'RE GONNA GET HIM 19700101002902.842|19700101002905.443|CC1|POP| BACK IN FIGHTING SHAPE. 19700101002905.444|19700101002907.712|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101002907.713|19700101002909.714|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] SEE WHAT'S 19700101002907.713|19700101002909.714|CC1|POP| HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES 19700101002909.715|19700101002911.716|CC1|POP| AT AFLAC.COM. 19700101002912.283|19700101002915.220|CC1|POP| [ Wade ] DOVE MEN+CARE PRESENTS 19700101002912.283|19700101002915.220|CC1|POP| HOW TO STAY IN SHAPE. 19700101002915.221|19700101002917.255|CC1|POP| GOTTA WORK THOSE ARMS. 19700101002917.256|19700101002918.623|CC1|POP| [ child laughs ] 19700101002918.624|19700101002919.724|CC1|POP| [ grunts ] 19700101002919.725|19700101002921.025|CC1|POP| [ child screaming ] 19700101002921.026|19700101002922.393|CC1|POP| [ laughs ] 19700101002922.394|19700101002923.995|CC1|POP|[ Wade ] DOVE MEN+CARE. 19700101002923.996|19700101002925.396|CC1|POP|CARE FOR WHAT MATTERS. 19700101002925.397|19700101002926.798|CC1|POP| HOW WAS IT? 19700101002925.397|19700101002926.798|CC1|POP| GOOD. 19700101002927.465|19700101002929.667|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] 19700101002927.465|19700101002929.667|CC1|POP| THE NEW Subway $4 LUNCH 19700101002927.465|19700101002929.667|CC1|POP| IS FOR EVERYONE. 19700101002929.668|19700101002931.069|CC1|POP| IT'S FOR VALUE SEEKERS. 19700101002931.070|19700101002932.570|CC1|POP| FOR Spicy Italian LOVERS. 19700101002932.571|19700101002933.905|CC1|POP| FOR VEGGIE EATERS. 19700101002933.906|19700101002935.406|CC1|POP| FOR THOSE WHO DRINK IT ALL IN. 19700101002935.407|19700101002936.808|CC1|POP| THE NEW $4 LUNCH. 19700101002936.809|19700101002938.409|CC1|POP| A 6" SUB AND 21 OZ. DRINK. 19700101002938.410|19700101002939.677|CC1|POP| TONS TO CHOOSE FROM. 19700101002939.678|19700101002940.879|CC1|POP| ALL DAY EVERY DAY. 19700101002940.880|19700101002941.746|CC1|POP| Subway. EAT FRESH. 19700101002942.380|19700101002943.114|CC1|POP| [ laughter ] 19700101002943.115|19700101002944.215|CC1|POP| SMOKE? 19700101002944.216|19700101002946.384|CC1|POP| NAH, I'M GOOD. 19700101002946.385|19700101002949.087|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] 19700101002946.385|19700101002949.087|CC1|POP| CELEBRATE EVERY WIN 19700101002946.385|19700101002949.087|CC1|POP| WITH NICODERM CQ. 19700101002949.088|19700101002951.422|CC1|POP| NICODERM CQ IS THE UNIQUE PATCH 19700101002951.423|19700101002954.325|CC1|POP| THAT HELPS PREVENT 19700101002951.423|19700101002954.325|CC1|POP| THE URGE TO SMOKE ALL DAY LONG. 19700101002954.326|19700101002956.728|CC1|POP| DOUBLE YOUR CHANCES OF QUITTING 19700101002954.326|19700101002956.728|CC1|POP| WITH NICODERM CQ. 19700101002957.262|19700101002958.763|CC1|POP| HEY MOM, IS THERE A DRESSING 19700101002957.262|19700101002958.763|CC1|POP| ROOM AROUND HERE? 19700101002958.764|19700101002959.731|CC1|POP| NO. 19700101002959.732|19700101003001.766|CC1|POP| HEY MOM! 19700101002959.732|19700101003001.766|CC1|POP| DARE ME TO DO A BACK-FLIP? 19700101003001.767|19700101003002.734|CC1|POP| NO. 19700101003002.735|19700101003004.502|CC1|POP| WHOOOOOOO! 19700101003002.735|19700101003004.502|CC1|POP| NO, NO! 19700101003004.503|19700101003006.504|CC1|POP| NO, HUH? 19700101003004.503|19700101003006.504|CC1|POP| YES! 19700101003006.505|19700101003007.906|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] 19700101003006.505|19700101003007.906|CC1|POP| IT'S NICE TO FINALLY SAY "YES". 19700101003007.907|19700101003009.174|CC1|POP| OSCAR MAYER SELECTS HOT DOGS, 19700101003009.175|19700101003010.742|CC1|POP| NO ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES 19700101003009.175|19700101003010.742|CC1|POP| AND GLUTEN FREE. 19700101003010.743|19700101003011.709|CC1|POP| IT'S YES FOOD. 19700101003013.611|19700101003015.880|CC1|POP| Be positive, yet firm. 19700101003015.915|19700101003017.582|CC1|POP| NO We need to leave ourIVES 19700101003015.915|19700101003017.582|CC1|POP| contract planEE. 19700101003017.616|19700101003019.484|CC1|POP| and make the move to Net10 19700101003017.616|19700101003019.484|CC1|POP| Wireless. 19700101003019.518|19700101003020.585|CC1|POP| What??? 19700101003020.619|19700101003022.787|CC1|POP| Oh nice, let's just have our 19700101003020.619|19700101003022.787|CC1|POP| calls drop all the time. 19700101003022.822|19700101003025.890|CC1|POP|Net10 uses the same cell towers 19700101003022.822|19700101003025.890|CC1|POP| as the top carriers, 19700101003025.925|19700101003027.325|CC1|POP|but for half of what we pay now. 19700101003027.359|19700101003028.126|CC1|POP| Half? 19700101003028.160|19700101003030.695|CC1|POP| Don't worry. Confusion 19700101003028.160|19700101003030.695|CC1|POP| is normal. 19700101003030.729|19700101003031.262|CC1|POP| But, I... 19700101003031.297|19700101003032.397|CC1|POP| It's better this way. 19700101003032.431|19700101003033.865|CC1|POP| But what if...what if... 19700101003033.899|19700101003034.866|CC1|POP| Shhh... 19700101003034.900|19700101003036.434|CC1|POP| Welcome to the next generation 19700101003034.900|19700101003036.434|CC1|POP| of family plans. 19700101003036.468|19700101003037.569|CC1|POP| Fifty dollars the first line, 19700101003037.603|19700101003039.938|CC1|POP| 40 dollars each new line with 19700101003037.603|19700101003039.938|CC1|POP| unlimited everything. 19700101003039.972|19700101003056.087|CC1|POP| Visit Net10Wireless.com 19700101003305.616|19700101003311.856|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101003311.990|19700101003312.523|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101003312.657|19700101003313.725|CC1|RU3|>>> WELCOME BACK. 19700101003313.858|19700101003315.526|CC1|RU3|TALKING WITH, "MEET THE 19700101003315.660|19700101003316.494|CC1|RU3|PRESS"'S DAVID GREGORY. 19700101003316.627|19700101003317.729|CC1|RU3|HEY, OBAMA AND PUTIN, THEY HAD 19700101003317.862|19700101003318.863|CC1|RU3|A MEETING AT THE G-8. 19700101003318.997|19700101003319.697|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU HEAR? 19700101003319.831|19700101003320.331|CC1|RU3|>> OH, MAN. 19700101003320.465|19700101003321.566|CC1|RU3|PUTIN IS A TOUGH GUY TO GET 19700101003321.699|19700101003322.333|CC1|RU3|ALONG WITH. 19700101003322.467|19700101003323.668|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, HE'S BEEN IN POWER FOR, 19700101003323.801|19700101003324.635|CC1|RU3|LIKE, 20, 30 YEARS NOW. 19700101003324.769|19700101003325.336|CC1|RU3|NOT REALLY, BUT IT SEEMS THAT 19700101003325.470|19700101003326.137|CC1|RU3|WAY. 19700101003326.270|19700101003326.537|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003326.671|19700101003327.338|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: IT IS 20. 19700101003327.472|19700101003328.106|CC1|RU3|20, CERTAINLY. 19700101003328.239|19700101003329.474|CC1|RU3|>> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 19700101003329.607|19700101003331.609|CC1|RU3|AND YOU KNOW, HE HAS JUST GOT 19700101003331.743|19700101003333.144|CC1|RU3|THIS AFFECT ABOUT HIM, WHICH, 19700101003333.277|19700101003334.579|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY NOT 19700101003334.712|19700101003335.880|CC1|RU3|INTERESTED IN MAKING NICE WITH 19700101003336.014|19700101003337.148|CC1|RU3|YOU OR GETTING MUCH DONE WITH 19700101003337.281|19700101003337.749|CC1|RU3|YOU. 19700101003337.882|19700101003339.017|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF 19700101003339.150|19700101003339.717|CC1|RU3|HIM AND OBAMA. 19700101003339.851|19700101003340.685|CC1|RU3|LOOK, HE'S GOT THAT -- 19700101003340.818|19700101003341.419|CC1|RU3|>> I MEAN -- 19700101003341.552|19700101003341.819|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003341.953|19700101003343.087|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: HE LOOKS LIKE EVERY 19700101003343.221|19700101003344.355|CC1|RU3|DIVORCED GUY AT THE OAKWOOD 19700101003344.489|19700101003345.023|CC1|RU3|APARTMENTS. 19700101003345.156|19700101003345.623|CC1|RU3|"YEAH, YEAH. 19700101003345.757|19700101003346.524|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU WANT? 19700101003346.657|19700101003347.425|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 19700101003347.558|19700101003348.159|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, IT JUST -- 19700101003348.292|19700101003349.293|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003349.427|19700101003350.595|CC1|RU3|>> I'M A LOS ANGELES GUY, SO 19700101003350.728|19700101003351.896|CC1|RU3|THAT REFERENCE TO THE OAKWOOD 19700101003352.030|19700101003352.797|CC1|RU3|APARTMENTS -- 19700101003352.930|19700101003353.531|CC1|RU3|IT'S SO GREAT. 19700101003353.664|19700101003354.532|CC1|RU3|IT'S JUST SO PERFECT. 19700101003354.665|19700101003355.666|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LET ME ASK YOU 19700101003355.800|19700101003356.200|CC1|RU3|SOMETHING. 19700101003356.334|19700101003357.535|CC1|RU3|NOW, ROBERT KRAFT, THE OWNER OF 19700101003357.668|19700101003358.803|CC1|RU3|THE PATRIOTS, SAYS HE WENT TO 19700101003358.936|19700101003359.570|CC1|RU3|RUSSIA. 19700101003359.704|19700101003400.905|CC1|RU3|HE SHOWED PUTIN HIS SUPER BOWL 19700101003401.039|19700101003401.472|CC1|RU3|RING. 19700101003401.606|19700101003402.740|CC1|RU3|PUTIN PUT IT IN HIS POCKET. 19700101003402.874|19700101003403.808|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT, HE TOOK IT. 19700101003403.941|19700101003405.943|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: TOOK IT. 19700101003406.077|19700101003408.212|CC1|RU3|AND THEN PUTIN SAYS IT WAS A 19700101003408.346|19700101003408.780|CC1|RU3|A GIFT. 19700101003408.913|19700101003409.981|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH, SAYS "I COULD KILL 19700101003410.114|19700101003410.982|CC1|RU3|SOMEBODY WITH THIS." 19700101003411.115|19700101003412.150|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: DID HE STEAL IT? 19700101003412.283|19700101003413.418|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DID. 19700101003413.551|19700101003414.652|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SOUNDS LIKE HE DID. 19700101003414.786|19700101003415.386|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003415.520|19700101003417.155|CC1|RU3|>> I THINK IN HIS, YOU KNOW, 19700101003417.288|19700101003418.523|CC1|RU3|FRAME OF THINKING, HE PROBABLY 19700101003418.656|19700101003419.857|CC1|RU3|THOUGHT IT WAS A GIFT, BECAUSE 19700101003419.991|19700101003420.725|CC1|RU3|OF THE GREATNESS OF RUSSIA -- 19700101003420.858|19700101003421.459|CC1|RU3|A LOT OF HIS -- 19700101003421.592|19700101003422.860|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF 19700101003422.994|19700101003424.062|CC1|RU3|SHIRTLESS PHOTOS OF PUTIN. 19700101003424.195|19700101003425.396|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003425.530|19700101003427.698|CC1|RU3|THIS IS -- SOMETHING ABOUT 19700101003427.832|19700101003429.033|CC1|RU3|RESTORATION OF THE GREATNESS OF 19700101003429.167|19700101003430.334|CC1|RU3|RUSSIA IS TIED INTO THE FACT 19700101003430.468|19700101003431.602|CC1|RU3|THAT HE RARELY WEARS A SHIRT. 19700101003431.736|19700101003432.303|CC1|RU3|I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE 19700101003432.437|19700101003433.271|CC1|RU3|RELATIONSHIP IS. 19700101003433.404|19700101003433.671|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003433.805|19700101003435.606|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GO 19700101003435.740|19700101003436.941|CC1|RU3|TO THE GYM AND THERE IS ONE GUY 19700101003437.075|19700101003438.176|CC1|RU3|THAT WALKS AROUND NAKED FOR 19700101003438.309|19700101003438.976|CC1|RU3|JUST A LITTLE TOO LONG. 19700101003439.110|19700101003439.377|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003439.510|19700101003440.211|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 19700101003440.344|19700101003441.245|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 19700101003441.379|19700101003442.313|CC1|RU3|HE DOESN'T HAVE A TOWEL. 19700101003442.447|19700101003442.947|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT. 19700101003443.081|19700101003443.581|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: HE'S JUST WALKING 19700101003443.714|19700101003444.515|CC1|RU3|AROUND. 19700101003444.649|19700101003445.183|CC1|RU3|OKAY, YOU WENT BY ME THREE 19700101003445.316|19700101003446.084|CC1|RU3|TIMES. 19700101003446.217|19700101003446.984|CC1|RU3|WHAT DO YOU WANT? 19700101003447.118|19700101003447.618|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT. 19700101003447.752|19700101003448.019|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003448.152|19700101003448.853|CC1|RU3|JUST, THE GUY -- 19700101003448.986|19700101003450.154|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, EVEN IF IT'S A PUBLIC 19700101003450.288|19700101003450.688|CC1|RU3|SETTING. 19700101003450.822|19700101003451.923|CC1|RU3|THIS IS A GUY WHO IS NOT 19700101003452.056|19700101003452.657|CC1|RU3|WEARING A SHIRT. 19700101003452.790|19700101003453.524|CC1|RU3|WHEN YOU THINK -- 19700101003453.658|19700101003454.826|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE WORN A 19700101003454.959|19700101003455.359|CC1|RU3|A SHIRT. 19700101003455.493|19700101003456.661|CC1|RU3|I JUST WOULD HAVE GONE WITH A 19700101003456.794|19700101003457.795|CC1|RU3|A SHIRT IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. 19700101003457.929|19700101003458.963|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WE'RE IN CHURCH. 19700101003459.097|19700101003459.797|CC1|RU3|PUT ON A SHIRT. 19700101003459.931|19700101003500.198|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003500.331|19700101003500.998|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH, RIGHT. 19700101003501.132|19700101003502.133|CC1|RU3|OR HE'S IN A RESTAURANT. 19700101003502.266|19700101003503.267|CC1|RU3|HE'S GOT NO SHIRT ON. 19700101003503.401|19700101003503.701|CC1|RU3|SO -- 19700101003503.835|19700101003505.002|CC1|RU3|SO, HE AND BUSH, YOU KNOW -- 19700101003505.136|19700101003506.003|CC1|RU3|THAT RELATIONSHIP WAS -- 19700101003506.137|19700101003507.305|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE BUSH SAID TO HIM, HE 19700101003507.438|19700101003508.573|CC1|RU3|LOOKED INTO HIS EYES AND HE 19700101003508.706|19700101003509.340|CC1|RU3|LOOKED INTO HIS SOUL, AND -- 19700101003509.474|19700101003510.308|CC1|RU3|I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 19700101003510.441|19700101003511.576|CC1|RU3|BUT HE SAID, YOU KNOW, I COULD 19700101003511.709|19700101003512.510|CC1|RU3|REALLY TRUST HIM. 19700101003512.643|19700101003513.244|CC1|RU3|AND THEN THAT TURNED OUT NOT TO 19700101003513.377|19700101003514.045|CC1|RU3|BE TRUE. 19700101003514.178|19700101003515.346|CC1|RU3|BUT -- SO, ONE TIME, PUTIN GOES 19700101003515.480|19700101003516.380|CC1|RU3|TO THE RANCH OUT IN TEXAS. 19700101003516.514|19700101003517.615|CC1|RU3|AND HE MEETS BARNEY, THE LITTLE 19700101003517.748|19700101003518.583|CC1|RU3|SCOTTISH TERRIER. 19700101003518.716|19700101003520.451|CC1|RU3|AND THEN BUSH GOES TO RUSSIA. 19700101003520.585|19700101003521.686|CC1|RU3|AND HE GOES TO PUTIN'S DACHA, 19700101003521.819|19700101003522.954|CC1|RU3|AND A BIG WHITE AKITA COMES AND 19700101003523.087|19700101003524.055|CC1|RU3|JUMPS UP ON PUTIN. 19700101003524.188|19700101003525.323|CC1|RU3|AND HE TURNS TO BUSH AND HE 19700101003525.456|19700101003526.524|CC1|RU3|SAYS, "THAT'S A REAL DOG." 19700101003526.657|19700101003527.825|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003527.959|19700101003528.493|CC1|RU3|WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE HE 19700101003528.626|19700101003529.827|CC1|RU3|SOUNDED LIKE BUSH WHEN HE SAID 19700101003529.961|19700101003530.561|CC1|RU3|IT. 19700101003530.695|19700101003531.162|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003531.295|19700101003532.430|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: HEY, LET ME ASK YOU 19700101003532.563|19700101003533.097|CC1|RU3|ABOUT SYRIA. 19700101003533.231|19700101003534.632|CC1|RU3|I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 19700101003534.765|19700101003535.933|CC1|RU3|HERE'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 19700101003536.067|19700101003537.068|CC1|RU3|ABOUT SYRIA. 19700101003537.201|19700101003538.870|CC1|RU3|IF YOU SAID TO OUR GOVERNMENT, 19700101003539.003|19700101003540.104|CC1|RU3|LOOK, YOU'VE GOT THESE REBELS 19700101003540.238|19700101003541.339|CC1|RU3|THAT ARE AL-QAEDA, AND THE 19700101003541.472|19700101003543.674|CC1|RU3|IRANIANS ARE FIGHTING THEM. 19700101003543.808|19700101003545.009|CC1|RU3|PERFECT. 19700101003545.143|19700101003546.777|CC1|RU3|WHY ARE WE GETTING INVOLVED? 19700101003546.911|19700101003548.012|CC1|RU3|THESE TWO ENEMIES OF OURS ARE 19700101003548.146|19700101003549.714|CC1|RU3|FIGHTING EACH OTHER. 19700101003549.847|19700101003551.415|CC1|RU3|WHY IS THIS OUR PROBLEM? 19700101003551.549|19700101003552.783|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, AND NOT ONLY THAT, THE 19700101003552.917|19700101003554.785|CC1|RU3|IRANIANS ARE BACKING HEZBOLLAH, 19700101003554.919|19700101003556.087|CC1|RU3|WHICH IS AN ENEMY OF ISRAEL AND 19700101003556.220|19700101003556.921|CC1|RU3|THE UNITED STATES. 19700101003557.054|19700101003557.788|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: EXACTLY. 19700101003557.922|19700101003558.456|CC1|RU3|SO, I MEAN -- 19700101003558.589|19700101003600.191|CC1|RU3|>> AND FIGHTING AL-QAEDA 19700101003600.324|19700101003601.058|CC1|RU3|TERRORISTS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 19700101003601.192|19700101003602.293|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: IF THESE TWO ARE 19700101003602.426|19700101003603.227|CC1|RU3|FIGHTING EACH OTHER -- 19700101003603.361|19700101003603.861|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT. 19700101003603.995|19700101003605.129|CC1|RU3|WELL, THERE'S A COUPLE REASONS. 19700101003605.263|19700101003606.297|CC1|RU3|ONE, FOR SOME REASON THE 19700101003606.430|19700101003607.632|CC1|RU3|ADMINISTRATION HAS SAID, LOOK, 19700101003607.765|19700101003608.833|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, THE USE OF CHEMICAL 19700101003608.966|19700101003610.134|CC1|RU3|WEAPONS IS A RED LINE THAT WE 19700101003610.268|19700101003611.068|CC1|RU3|DON'T WANT TO CROSS. 19700101003611.202|19700101003612.270|CC1|RU3|YOU CAN KILL 90,000 PEOPLE WITH 19700101003612.403|19700101003613.571|CC1|RU3|HANDGUNS AND OTHER WEAPONS, BUT 19700101003613.704|19700101003614.906|CC1|RU3|USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS SORT OF 19700101003615.039|19700101003616.073|CC1|RU3|CROSSES THIS BORDER OF 19700101003616.207|19700101003617.074|CC1|RU3|INTERNATIONAL DECORUM, 19700101003617.208|19700101003618.009|CC1|RU3|APPARENTLY. 19700101003618.142|19700101003618.743|CC1|RU3|AND THAT'S PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE 19700101003618.876|19700101003620.278|CC1|RU3|THEN -- 19700101003620.411|19700101003622.113|CC1|RU3|OKAY, WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN 19700101003622.246|19700101003622.880|CC1|RU3|THEY CROSS THAT LINE? 19700101003623.014|19700101003624.649|CC1|RU3|I THINK THE OTHER PART IS THAT, 19700101003624.782|19700101003625.850|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, SYRIA IS -- 19700101003625.983|19700101003627.084|CC1|RU3|IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY INSOFAR 19700101003627.218|19700101003628.286|CC1|RU3|AS IT WAS CREATED BY THE 19700101003628.419|19700101003629.587|CC1|RU3|EUROPEANS AT THE END OF WORLD 19700101003629.720|19700101003631.055|CC1|RU3|WAR I. 19700101003631.189|19700101003632.924|CC1|RU3|AND THERE IS A SECTARIAN SPLIT 19700101003633.057|19700101003634.192|CC1|RU3|THAT LITERALLY COULD EXPLODE 19700101003634.325|19700101003635.393|CC1|RU3|AND INFECT OTHER PARTS OF THE 19700101003635.526|19700101003636.260|CC1|RU3|MID-EAST. 19700101003636.394|19700101003638.129|CC1|RU3|SO YOU WANT TO TRY TO CONTAIN 19700101003638.262|19700101003638.863|CC1|RU3|IT AS A REAL STATE. 19700101003638.996|19700101003640.164|CC1|RU3|I THINK THAT'S AN INTEREST OF 19700101003640.298|19700101003640.831|CC1|RU3|THE U.S. 19700101003640.965|19700101003642.733|CC1|RU3|I THINK THIS PRESIDENT HAS NO 19700101003642.867|19700101003644.602|CC1|RU3|INTEREST IN SORT OF JUMPING ON 19700101003644.735|19700101003646.170|CC1|RU3|THE GRENADE AND MAKING SURE 19700101003646.304|19700101003647.438|CC1|RU3|THAT THE UNITED STATES IS IN A 19700101003647.572|19700101003648.739|CC1|RU3|A POSITION WHERE IT HAS TO HOLD 19700101003648.873|19700101003650.174|CC1|RU3|THE COUNTRY TOGETHER. 19700101003650.308|19700101003651.342|CC1|RU3|I THINK THAT WOULD BE TOO 19700101003651.475|19700101003651.909|CC1|RU3|DIFFICULT. 19700101003652.043|19700101003653.544|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LET ME ASK ABOUT 19700101003653.678|19700101003654.245|CC1|RU3|2016 ELECTION. 19700101003654.378|19700101003655.079|CC1|RU3|HILLARY IS RUNNING. 19700101003655.213|19700101003655.580|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101003655.713|19700101003656.914|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WHO TAKES OUT A TWITTER 19700101003657.048|19700101003658.249|CC1|RU3|ACCOUNT AT AGE 68 UNLESS YOU'RE 19700101003658.382|19700101003659.016|CC1|RU3|RUNNING? 19700101003659.150|19700101003659.417|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003659.550|19700101003700.051|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT. 19700101003700.184|19700101003700.451|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003700.585|19700101003701.252|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: COME ON. 19700101003701.385|19700101003701.819|CC1|RU3|PLEASE. 19700101003701.953|19700101003702.920|CC1|RU3|>> IT'S FOR THE POSITIVE 19700101003703.054|19700101003703.821|CC1|RU3|FEEDBACK, I THINK. 19700101003703.955|19700101003705.256|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: "I HAD A LATTE TODAY." 19700101003705.389|19700101003706.057|CC1|RU3|WHO DOES THAT? 19700101003706.190|19700101003706.457|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101003706.591|19700101003707.525|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW SHE'S RUNNING. 19700101003707.658|19700101003708.159|CC1|RU3|>> RIGHT. 19700101003708.292|19700101003709.427|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SO, WHO IS SHE RUNNING 19700101003709.560|19700101003710.027|CC1|RU3|AGAINST? 19700101003710.161|19700101003710.695|CC1|RU3|>> YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S 19700101003710.828|19700101003711.562|CC1|RU3|REALLY -- 19700101003711.696|19700101003712.897|CC1|RU3|IT'S A HARD QUESTION BECAUSE I 19700101003713.030|19700101003714.165|CC1|RU3|THINK THE SPECTRUM ON THE RIGHT 19700101003714.298|19700101003715.299|CC1|RU3|IS REALLY PRETTY LARGE. 19700101003715.433|19700101003717.168|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, THEY JUST GOT THROUGH 19700101003717.301|19700101003718.402|CC1|RU3|THE ROMNEY EXPERIENCE, AND 19700101003718.536|19700101003719.537|CC1|RU3|SOMEBODY THOUGHT, OKAY, WELL, 19700101003719.670|19700101003720.805|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, ESTABLISHMENT GUY, 19700101003720.938|19700101003721.472|CC1|RU3|FROM A BLUE STATE. 19700101003721.606|19700101003722.974|CC1|RU3|DOES HE HAVE CROSSOVER APPEAL? 19700101003723.107|19700101003724.175|CC1|RU3|BUT JUST TOO OUT OF TOUCH WITH 19700101003724.308|19700101003724.976|CC1|RU3|VOTERS. 19700101003725.109|19700101003725.643|CC1|RU3|DIDN'T WORK. 19700101003725.776|19700101003726.877|CC1|RU3|YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE TEA 19700101003727.011|19700101003727.345|CC1|RU3|PARTY. 19700101003727.478|19700101003728.813|CC1|RU3|YOU HAVE SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES. 19700101003728.946|19700101003730.081|CC1|RU3|THE HOUSE JUST PASSING AN 19700101003730.214|19700101003730.848|CC1|RU3|ABORTION LIMITATION. 19700101003730.982|19700101003732.049|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WHICH IS ALL THE SAME. 19700101003732.183|19700101003732.984|CC1|RU3|>> IT'S ALL THE SAME. 19700101003733.117|19700101003734.252|CC1|RU3|BUT THIS IS WHY CHRIS CHRISTIE 19700101003734.385|19700101003735.186|CC1|RU3|IS INTERESTING. 19700101003735.319|19700101003736.520|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE'S SPENDING 19700101003736.654|19700101003737.755|CC1|RU3|HIS TIME WITH THE CLINTONS, 19700101003737.888|19700101003738.689|CC1|RU3|GOING TO CGI AND ALL THE REST. 19700101003738.823|19700101003740.057|CC1|RU3|HE IS SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE 19700101003740.191|19700101003741.158|CC1|RU3|THE BAGGAGE OF WASHINGTON. 19700101003741.292|19700101003741.859|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH. 19700101003741.993|19700101003743.594|CC1|RU3|>> AND IS AN ESTABLISHMENT GUY, 19700101003743.728|19700101003744.895|CC1|RU3|BUT WHO'S THINKING ABOUT MAKING 19700101003745.029|19700101003745.796|CC1|RU3|THE PARTY BIGGER. 19700101003745.930|19700101003747.064|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: AND HE'S LOSING WEIGHT. 19700101003747.198|19700101003748.266|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY HE'S 19700101003748.399|19700101003749.133|CC1|RU3|SKIPPING THE FRIES. 19700101003749.267|19700101003750.368|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE HE WANTS TO RUN FOR 19700101003750.501|19700101003751.068|CC1|RU3|PRESIDENT. 19700101003751.202|19700101003752.203|CC1|RU3|>> THERE'S NO QUESTION. 19700101003752.336|19700101003753.170|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: OTHERWISE -- 19700101003753.304|19700101003753.871|CC1|RU3|THAT'S RIGHT. 19700101003754.005|19700101003755.172|CC1|RU3|HE WOULD BE EATING CUPCAKES AND 19700101003755.306|19700101003755.873|CC1|RU3|EVERYTHING ELSE. 19700101003756.007|19700101003757.074|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, AND, YOU KNOW, 19700101003757.208|19700101003758.342|CC1|RU3|JONATHAN ALDER WROTE THE BOOK 19700101003758.476|19700101003759.610|CC1|RU3|ABOUT A MEETING IN WHICH HE 19700101003759.744|19700101003800.878|CC1|RU3|APPARENTLY SAID, LOOK, YOU 19700101003801.012|19700101003802.213|CC1|RU3|KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE 19700101003802.346|19700101003803.514|CC1|RU3|WEIGHT OR IT'S TOO DIFFICULT TO 19700101003803.648|19700101003804.015|CC1|RU3|DO THAT. 19700101003804.148|19700101003805.182|CC1|RU3|HE DIDN'T WANT TO RUN LAST 19700101003805.316|19700101003806.417|CC1|RU3|TIME -- OR EVEN JOIN THE 19700101003806.550|19700101003807.118|CC1|RU3|TICKET -- IN 2008. 19700101003807.251|19700101003808.386|CC1|RU3|SO, YEAH, I THINK IT'S ALL PART 19700101003808.519|19700101003809.120|CC1|RU3|OF IT. 19700101003809.253|19700101003810.421|CC1|RU3|BUT I THINK -- HERE'S THE THING 19700101003810.554|19700101003811.455|CC1|RU3|ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON. 19700101003811.589|19700101003812.657|CC1|RU3|IF THINGS STAY RELATIVELY CLOSE 19700101003812.790|19700101003813.924|CC1|RU3|TO WHAT THEY ARE, SHE HAS THE 19700101003814.058|19700101003815.126|CC1|RU3|OPPORTUNITY TO REALLY INHERIT 19700101003815.259|19700101003816.260|CC1|RU3|THIS CONSTITUENCY, THIS 19700101003816.394|19700101003817.461|CC1|RU3|COALITION THAT OBAMA HAS PUT 19700101003817.595|19700101003818.429|CC1|RU3|TOGETHER. 19700101003818.562|19700101003818.996|CC1|RU3|THAT COULD BE PRETTY 19700101003819.130|19700101003819.997|CC1|RU3|FORMIDABLE. 19700101003820.131|19700101003821.232|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: NOW, DO YOU THINK 19700101003821.365|19700101003822.433|CC1|RU3|MICHELLE OBAMA WOULD EVER RUN 19700101003822.566|19700101003823.334|CC1|RU3|FOR OFFICE? 19700101003823.467|19700101003824.602|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, SINCE HILLARY DID IT, 19700101003824.735|19700101003825.469|CC1|RU3|IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE -- 19700101003825.603|19700101003826.003|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101003826.137|19700101003826.570|CC1|RU3|WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S 19700101003826.704|19700101003827.571|CC1|RU3|INTERESTING. 19700101003827.705|19700101003828.839|CC1|RU3|YOU KNOW, THEY WERE JUST IN 19700101003828.973|19700101003829.373|CC1|RU3|IRELAND. 19700101003829.507|19700101003830.775|CC1|RU3|SHE GOT A BIG RECEPTION. 19700101003830.908|19700101003831.909|CC1|RU3|THEY'RE WRITING IN THE IRISH 19700101003832.043|19700101003833.210|CC1|RU3|PAPERS THAT SHE COULD RUN FOR 19700101003833.344|19700101003834.078|CC1|RU3|THE SENATE. 19700101003834.211|19700101003835.913|CC1|RU3|I THINK THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT 19700101003836.047|19700101003837.048|CC1|RU3|SHE'S MUCH MORE WARY OF 19700101003837.181|19700101003838.249|CC1|RU3|POLITICS THAN HILLARY CLINTON 19700101003838.382|19700101003838.949|CC1|RU3|HAS EVER BEEN. 19700101003839.083|19700101003840.217|CC1|RU3|I MEAN, I THINK THAT NOBODY 19700101003840.351|19700101003841.452|CC1|RU3|THOUGHT IT WAS A SURPRISE THAT 19700101003841.585|19700101003842.787|CC1|RU3|HILLARY CLINTON, YOU KNOW, GOT 19700101003842.920|19700101003843.921|CC1|RU3|INTO POLITICS, RAN FOR 19700101003844.055|19700101003845.189|CC1|RU3|PRESIDENT, RAN FOR THE SENATE. 19700101003845.323|19700101003846.357|CC1|RU3|I THINK THAT MICHELLE OBAMA 19700101003846.490|19700101003847.558|CC1|RU3|REALLY DOES HAVE MORE OF AN 19700101003847.692|19700101003848.726|CC1|RU3|ANTIPATHY TOWARD POLITICS 19700101003848.859|19700101003849.393|CC1|RU3|GENERALLY. 19700101003849.527|19700101003850.161|CC1|RU3|AND SHE'S REALLY -- 19700101003850.294|19700101003851.429|CC1|RU3|SHE HAS BEEN VERY EFFECTIVE FOR 19700101003851.562|19700101003852.630|CC1|RU3|THE PRESIDENT AND CAMPAIGNED 19700101003852.763|19700101003853.898|CC1|RU3|FOR HIM EFFECTIVELY, AND IS 19700101003854.031|19700101003855.166|CC1|RU3|CERTAINLY A BELOVED FIGURE IN 19700101003855.299|19700101003855.833|CC1|RU3|HER OWN RIGHT. 19700101003855.966|19700101003857.068|CC1|RU3|BUT I DON'T SEE HER BEING 19700101003857.201|19700101003858.169|CC1|RU3|PREPARED TO TAKE THAT STEP. 19700101003858.302|19700101003858.969|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: VERY GOOD. 19700101003859.103|19700101003900.838|CC1|RU3|WELL, ANYWAY, "MEET THE PRESS," 19700101003900.971|19700101003901.505|CC1|RU3|SUNDAY MORNINGS. 19700101003901.639|19700101003902.807|CC1|RU3|DAVID, ALWAYS FASCINATING TO 19700101003902.940|19700101003903.574|CC1|RU3|TALK TO YOU. 19700101003903.708|19700101003904.408|CC1|RU3|>> THANK YOU, JAY. 19700101003904.542|19700101003905.076|CC1|RU3|APPRECIATE IT. 19700101003905.209|19700101003906.310|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 19700101003906.444|19700101003907.578|CC1|RU3|WITH J CHRIS NEWBERG RIGHT 19700101003907.712|19700101003908.179|CC1|RU3|AFTER THIS. 19700101003908.312|19700101003908.779|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101003908.913|19700101003909.146|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101003910.949|19700101003913.150|CC1|POP|¶ MILE AFTER MILE, TO AND FROM ¶ 19700101003913.151|19700101003915.252|CC1|POP| ¶ NOW THERE ARE FOUR 19700101003913.151|19700101003915.252|CC1|POP| FOR ALL TO USE ¶ 19700101003915.253|19700101003917.355|CC1|POP| ¶ TELL THE NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, 19700101003915.253|19700101003917.355|CC1|POP| EVERYONE THE NEWS ¶ 19700101003917.356|19700101003919.690|CC1|POP|¶ AND LET'S HUM, HUM, HUM, HUM ¶ 19700101003919.691|19700101003920.925|CC1|POP| ¶ LET'S HUM ¶ 19700101003920.926|19700101003923.361|CC1|POP| ¶ A PRIUS FOR EVERYONE ¶ 19700101003923.362|19700101003924.929|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101003924.930|19700101003925.963|CC1|POP| [ Male Announcer ] NOW GET 19700101003925.964|19700101003927.998|CC1|POP| 0% APR FINANCING FOR 60 MONTHS 19700101003927.999|19700101003929.100|CC1|POP| ON THE PRIUS LIFTBACK, 19700101003929.101|19700101003930.434|CC1|POP| THE NUMBER 1 SELLING HYBRID. 19700101003930.435|19700101003931.602|CC1|POP| WITH PLENTY IN STOCK, 19700101003931.603|19700101003933.170|CC1|POP| YOU CAN DRIVE ONE HOME TODAY. 19700101003933.171|19700101003936.273|CC1|POP| ¶ A PRIUS FOR EVERYONE ¶ 19700101003937.508|19700101003940.244|CC1|POP| IF YOU'RE SEEING SPOTS 19700101003937.508|19700101003940.244|CC1|POP| BEFORE YOUR EYES, IT'S TIME 19700101003940.245|19700101003943.214|CC1|POP| FOR AVEENO® POSITIVELY RADIANT® 19700101003940.245|19700101003943.214|CC1|POP| FACE MOISTURIZER. 19700101003943.215|19700101003944.548|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101003943.215|19700101003944.548|CC1|POP| AVEENO® WITH SOY 19700101003944.549|19700101003946.283|CC1|POP| HELPS REDUCE THE LOOK 19700101003944.549|19700101003946.283|CC1|POP| OF BROWN SPOTS 19700101003946.284|19700101003947.418|CC1|POP| IN 4 WEEKS. 19700101003947.419|19700101003949.019|CC1|POP| FOR HEALTHY RADIANT SKIN. 19700101003949.020|19700101003949.854|CC1|POP| AVEENO®. 19700101003949.855|19700101003951.789|CC1|POP| NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL RESULTS. 19700101004037.401|19700101004039.703|CC1|POP| [ KITT ] 19700101004037.401|19700101004039.703|CC1|POP| YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPRESSIVE? 19700101004039.704|19700101004040.805|CC1|POP| A TALKING CAR. 19700101004040.806|19700101004043.674|CC1|POP| BUT I'LL TELL YOU 19700101004040.806|19700101004043.674|CC1|POP| WHAT IMPRESSES ME. 19700101004043.675|19700101004045.209|CC1|POP| A TALKING TRAIN. 19700101004045.210|19700101004048.446|CC1|POP| THIS GE LOCOMOTIVE CAN TELL YOU 19700101004045.210|19700101004048.446|CC1|POP| EXACTLY WHERE IT IS, 19700101004048.447|19700101004052.316|CC1|POP| WHAT IT'S CARRYING, 19700101004048.447|19700101004052.316|CC1|POP| WHILE USING LESS FUEL. 19700101004052.317|19700101004054.852|CC1|POP| DELIVERING WHATEVER THE WORLD 19700101004052.317|19700101004054.852|CC1|POP| NEEDS, WHEN IT NEEDS IT. 19700101004054.853|19700101004056.187|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101004056.188|19700101004058.122|CC1|POP| AFTER ALL, 19700101004056.188|19700101004058.122|CC1|POP| WHAT'S THE POINT OF TALKING 19700101004058.123|19700101004100.991|CC1|POP| IF YOU DON'T HAVE 19700101004058.123|19700101004100.991|CC1|POP| SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY? 19700101004100.992|19700101004106.831|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101004106.832|19700101004107.131|CC1|PAI| IF YOU DON'T HAVE 19700101004106.832|19700101004107.131|CC1|PAI| SOMETHING IGOORTANT TO SAY? 19700101004107.132|19700101004107.198|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101004107.199|19700101004107.865|CC1|POP|! 19700101004107.199|19700101004107.865|CC1|POP| IF YOU DON'T HAVE 19700101004107.199|19700101004107.865|CC1|POP| SOMETHING IGOORTANT TO SAY? 19700101004107.899|19700101004108.833|CC1|POP| ¶ ¶ 19700101004107.899|19700101004108.833|CC1|POP| OLIVE GARDEN'S THREE COURSE 19700101004108.867|19700101004111.068|CC1|POP| ITALIAN DINNER, JUST $12.95. 19700101004111.102|19700101004112.369|CC1|POP| FIVE NEW CHOICES LIKE 19700101004112.404|19700101004115.272|CC1|POP| NEW GRILLED CHICKEN 19700101004112.404|19700101004115.272|CC1|POP| TOSCANO WITH 19700101004112.404|19700101004115.272|CC1|POP| PARMESAN RISOTTO. 19700101004115.307|19700101004117.475|CC1|POP| PLUS UNLIMITED SALAD 19700101004115.307|19700101004117.475|CC1|POP| AND BREADSTICKS. 19700101004117.509|19700101004118.275|CC1|POP| THEN DESSERT! 19700101004118.310|19700101004120.511|CC1|POP| THREE COURSES JUST $12.95. 19700101004120.545|19700101004124.782|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101004120.545|19700101004124.782|CC1|POP| DISCOVER WEIGHTLESS SHINE. 19700101004124.783|19700101004126.984|CC1|POP| Suave Professionals 19700101004124.783|19700101004126.984|CC1|POP| INFUSED MOROCCAN ARGAN OIL 19700101004126.985|19700101004128.953|CC1|POP| INTO OUR NEW 19700101004126.985|19700101004128.953|CC1|POP| MOROCCAN INFUSION LINE. 19700101004128.954|19700101004130.120|CC1|POP| THE RESULTS WERE INCREDIBLE. 19700101004130.121|19700101004131.222|CC1|POP| [ Amanda ] 19700101004130.121|19700101004131.222|CC1|POP| I LOVE IT! 19700101004131.223|19700101004133.190|CC1|POP| ALL THIS SHINE, 19700101004131.223|19700101004133.190|CC1|POP| YET IT FEELS SO LIGHT! 19700101004133.191|19700101004136.393|CC1|POP| [ Female Announcer ] 19700101004133.191|19700101004136.393|CC1|POP| Suave Professionals WORKS 19700101004133.191|19700101004136.393|CC1|POP| AS WELL AS SALON BRANDS. 19700101004136.928|19700101004137.094|CC1|POP| ALL THIS SHINE, 19700101004136.928|19700101004137.094|CC1|POP| YET IT FEELS SO LIGHT! 19700101004137.194|19700101004139.597|CC1|POP| Ahhh, the little rascal 19700101004137.194|19700101004139.597|CC1|POP| is finally asleep. 19700101004139.631|19700101004140.931|CC1|POP| Good job. 19700101004140.966|19700101004142.099|CC1|POP| Thank you. 19700101004142.133|19700101004145.102|CC1|POP| So it's Friday night, 19700101004142.133|19700101004145.102|CC1|POP| you wanna... do something? 19700101004145.136|19700101004146.971|CC1|POP| Like... what? 19700101004147.005|19700101004151.108|CC1|POP| We could watch a movie, or you 19700101004147.005|19700101004151.108|CC1|POP| just text message your friends 19700101004151.142|19700101004151.775|CC1|POP| for the rest of the night. 19700101004151.810|19700101004153.077|CC1|POP| I'm not texting. 19700101004153.111|19700101004154.311|CC1|POP| What are you doing? 19700101004154.346|19700101004156.647|CC1|POP| Just figuring out our 19700101004154.346|19700101004156.647|CC1|POP| Friday night. 19700101004157.883|19700101004159.483|CC1|POP| I'll go get the popcorn. 19700101004159.518|19700101004201.418|CC1|POP| Thank you, I love you. 19700101004201.453|19700101004202.620|CC1|POP| Control your TV and get 19700101004202.654|19700101004204.722|CC1|POP|personalized show recomendations 19700101004202.654|19700101004204.722|CC1|POP| with WatchON. 19700101004204.756|19700101004220.871|CC1|POP| On the Samsung Galaxy S4. 19700101004326.203|19700101004330.541|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004330.674|19700101004331.442|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004331.575|19700101004332.509|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: ALL RIGHTY. 19700101004332.643|19700101004333.744|CC1|RU3|MY NEXT GUEST IS A YOUNG AND 19700101004333.877|19700101004335.012|CC1|RU3|TALENTED STAND-UP COMEDIAN FROM 19700101004335.145|19700101004336.480|CC1|RU3|BIRMINGHAM, MICHIGAN. 19700101004336.614|19700101004338.349|CC1|RU3|HIS NEW CD, "JOIN THE CHRIS 19700101004338.482|19700101004339.583|CC1|RU3|ARMY," IS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES. 19700101004339.717|19700101004340.918|CC1|RU3|HE CAN BE SEEN THIS WEEKEND AT 19700101004341.051|19700101004342.219|CC1|RU3|THE LAUGH FACTORY RIGHT HERE IN 19700101004342.353|19700101004343.187|CC1|RU3|HOLLYWOOD. 19700101004343.320|19700101004347.224|CC1|RU3|PLEASE WELCOME J CHRIS NEWBERG! 19700101004348.125|19700101004349.460|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004349.593|19700101004355.466|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004355.599|19700101004356.734|CC1|RU3|>> MORNING, EVERYBODY. 19700101004356.867|19700101004357.267|CC1|RU3|HEY. 19700101004357.401|19700101004358.902|CC1|RU3|THIS SONG IS FOR PEOPLE THAT 19700101004359.036|19700101004401.205|CC1|RU3|ARE HERE. 19700101004401.338|19700101004404.041|CC1|RU3|IT'S CALLED "ADULTS GOING OUT." 19700101004404.174|19700101004406.076|CC1|RU3|¶ TONIGHT 19700101004406.210|19700101004409.146|CC1|RU3|TONIGHT ¶ 19700101004409.279|19700101004411.448|CC1|RU3|¶ GONNA CELEBRATE 19700101004411.582|19700101004413.884|CC1|RU3|TONIGHT 19700101004414.018|19700101004416.387|CC1|RU3|GONNA STAY OUT LATE 19700101004416.520|19700101004418.656|CC1|RU3|TONIGHT ¶ 19700101004418.789|19700101004419.657|CC1|RU3|¶ BUT IF WE CAN'T 19700101004419.790|19700101004420.591|CC1|RU3|FIND PARKING 19700101004420.724|19700101004421.358|CC1|RU3|THIS IS STUPID 19700101004421.492|19700101004422.326|CC1|RU3|WE'RE GOING HOME ¶ 19700101004422.459|19700101004424.161|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004424.294|19700101004424.728|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101004424.862|19700101004425.462|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 19700101004425.596|19700101004430.334|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004430.467|19700101004431.635|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101004431.769|19700101004433.370|CC1|RU3|EARLIER TODAY, I WAS READING 19700101004433.504|19700101004436.373|CC1|RU3|THIS ARTICLE ON CNN.COM ABOUT 19700101004436.507|19700101004438.575|CC1|RU3|THIS HANDICAPPED GUY THAT 19700101004438.709|19700101004441.311|CC1|RU3|CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST. 19700101004441.445|19700101004442.446|CC1|RU3|I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WOW, 19700101004442.579|19700101004446.984|CC1|RU3|THAT'S AMAZING. 19700101004447.117|19700101004448.152|CC1|RU3|IF HE CAN CLIMB 19700101004448.285|19700101004453.123|CC1|RU3|MOUNT EVEREST -- 19700101004453.257|19700101004453.824|CC1|RU3|THEN HE CAN FOR SURE PARK IN A 19700101004453.957|19700101004455.092|CC1|RU3|A REGULAR FRICKIN' PARKING 19700101004455.225|19700101004456.560|CC1|RU3|SPACE. 19700101004456.694|19700101004458.662|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004458.796|19700101004503.400|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004503.534|19700101004505.769|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101004505.903|19700101004506.970|CC1|RU3|I'M GONNA DO A COUPLE OF QUICK 19700101004507.104|19700101004508.105|CC1|RU3|IMPRESSIONS FOR YOU. 19700101004508.238|19700101004509.306|CC1|RU3|THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF AN 19700101004509.440|19700101004511.175|CC1|RU3|ASTRONAUT BREAKING UP WITH HIS 19700101004511.308|19700101004514.645|CC1|RU3|GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE OF WORK. 19700101004514.778|19700101004518.482|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004518.615|19700101004520.551|CC1|RU3|"I NEED SPACE!" 19700101004520.684|19700101004528.325|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004528.459|19700101004529.560|CC1|RU3|MY FATHER WAS A BLACKJACK 19700101004529.693|19700101004530.627|CC1|RU3|DEALER. 19700101004530.761|19700101004532.863|CC1|RU3|HE USED TO HIT ME. 19700101004532.996|19700101004536.867|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004537.000|19700101004537.901|CC1|RU3|UNTIL I WAS 21. 19700101004538.035|19700101004543.173|CC1|RU3|COME ON, EVERYBODY. 19700101004543.307|19700101004543.774|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004543.907|19700101004546.076|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101004546.210|19700101004547.177|CC1|RU3|DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE 19700101004547.311|19700101004549.513|CC1|RU3|CANADIAN WITH HEPATITIS -- 19700101004549.646|19700101004552.182|CC1|RU3|EH? 19700101004552.316|19700101004600.824|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004600.958|19700101004603.193|CC1|RU3|WAIT, THERE'S MORE. 19700101004603.327|19700101004604.461|CC1|RU3|DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE 19700101004604.595|19700101004606.363|CC1|RU3|MEXICAN WITH HEPATITIS -- 19700101004606.497|19700101004609.967|CC1|RU3|SI? 19700101004610.100|19700101004612.803|CC1|RU3|[ APPLAUSE ] 19700101004612.936|19700101004614.772|CC1|RU3|SO YOU THINK WHEN A CHINESE KID 19700101004614.905|19700101004616.039|CC1|RU3|GETS A TOY, HE'S, LIKE, "OH, MY 19700101004616.173|19700101004616.473|CC1|RU3|GOD. 19700101004616.607|19700101004617.107|CC1|RU3|I TOTALLY REMEMBER MAKING 19700101004617.241|19700101004618.375|CC1|RU3|THIS"? 19700101004618.509|19700101004622.279|CC1|RU3|[ AUDIENCE OHS ] 19700101004622.412|19700101004625.149|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004625.282|19700101004626.450|CC1|RU3|I LOVE MESSING WITH PEOPLE AT 19700101004626.583|19700101004626.984|CC1|RU3|STORES. 19700101004627.117|19700101004628.285|CC1|RU3|IT'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE 19700101004628.418|19700101004629.186|CC1|RU3|THINGS TO DO. 19700101004629.319|19700101004630.988|CC1|RU3|EARLIER TODAY, I PURCHASED 19700101004631.121|19700101004632.189|CC1|RU3|CONDOMS, AND THE KID BEHIND THE 19700101004632.322|19700101004633.991|CC1|RU3|COUNTER WAS, LIKE, "WOULD YOU 19700101004634.124|19700101004636.527|CC1|RU3|LIKE A BAG WITH THESE?" 19700101004636.660|19700101004638.629|CC1|RU3|AND I WAS LIKE, "NO. 19700101004638.762|19700101004639.997|CC1|RU3|I'M JUST GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES 19700101004640.130|19700101004641.198|CC1|RU3|AND PRETEND THAT'S SHE'S 19700101004641.331|19700101004641.832|CC1|RU3|SOMEBODY ELSE." 19700101004641.965|19700101004646.136|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004646.270|19700101004649.540|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004649.673|19700101004650.808|CC1|RU3|AND THEN I JUST HIGH-FIVED HIM 19700101004650.941|19700101004653.811|CC1|RU3|AND RAN OUT. 19700101004653.944|19700101004654.945|CC1|RU3|I LOVE WOMEN. 19700101004655.078|19700101004655.646|CC1|RU3|I LOVE LOOKING AT A BEAUTIFUL 19700101004655.779|19700101004656.780|CC1|RU3|WOMAN AND TELLING HER THE 19700101004656.914|19700101004659.049|CC1|RU3|TRUTH. 19700101004659.183|19700101004702.753|CC1|RU3|YOU COULD BE THE ONE. 19700101004702.886|19700101004704.621|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004704.755|19700101004707.257|CC1|RU3|I LOVE HAIR-PULLING DURING SEX. 19700101004707.391|19700101004709.226|CC1|RU3|SOMETIMES I THINK IT FREAKS OUT 19700101004709.359|19700101004711.028|CC1|RU3|THE PEOPLE THAT I'M WATCHING. 19700101004711.161|19700101004717.734|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004717.868|19700101004719.002|CC1|RU3|AND LADIES, IF YOU WANT US TO 19700101004719.136|19700101004720.270|CC1|RU3|PULL YOUR HAIR DURING SEX, 19700101004720.404|19700101004721.071|CC1|RU3|THAT'S FINE. 19700101004721.205|19700101004722.439|CC1|RU3|BUT IF YOU HAVE EXTENSIONS, HOW 19700101004722.573|19700101004723.707|CC1|RU3|ABOUT A HEADS-UP? 19700101004723.841|19700101004729.546|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004729.680|19700101004731.381|CC1|RU3|NEVER COMPLIMENT A WOMAN. 19700101004731.515|19700101004732.382|CC1|RU3|DON'T BE MEAN TO THEM. 19700101004732.516|19700101004733.417|CC1|RU3|DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL. 19700101004733.550|19700101004734.551|CC1|RU3|BUT NEVER COMPLIMENT THEM 19700101004734.685|19700101004735.786|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE THEY GET ALL, LIKE, 19700101004735.919|19700101004736.820|CC1|RU3|CONFUSED AND STUFF. 19700101004736.954|19700101004738.722|CC1|RU3|SO YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, SEND THEM 19700101004738.856|19700101004739.957|CC1|RU3|MIXED MESSAGES, WHICH IS WHY, 19700101004740.090|19700101004741.925|CC1|RU3|LIKE, I'LL SEND A GIRL FLOWERS, 19700101004742.059|19700101004743.327|CC1|RU3|BUT THE CARD WILL SAY, "YOU 19700101004743.460|19700101004745.362|CC1|RU3|DON'T DESERVE THESE." 19700101004745.495|19700101004748.732|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004748.866|19700101004749.499|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004749.633|19700101004750.500|CC1|RU3|THIS IS A LOT OF FUN. 19700101004750.634|19700101004751.802|CC1|RU3|I'M HAVING FUN. 19700101004751.935|19700101004754.071|CC1|RU3|I'D LIKE TO CLOSE OUT -- BY THE 19700101004754.204|19700101004755.339|CC1|RU3|WAY, I LOVE WHEN COMICS ARE, 19700101004755.472|19700101004756.039|CC1|RU3|LIKE, I'VE GOT TO GO. 19700101004756.173|19700101004757.174|CC1|RU3|YEAH, WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. 19700101004757.307|19700101004759.109|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004759.243|19700101004800.878|CC1|RU3|THIS IS A QUICK THREE-PART POEM 19700101004801.011|19700101004802.980|CC1|RU3|ENTITLED "WOMEN." 19700101004803.113|19700101004804.214|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004804.348|19700101004807.017|CC1|RU3|WOMEN ARE A LOT LIKE BACON. 19700101004807.150|19700101004808.986|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE THEY SMELL AMAZING. 19700101004809.119|19700101004811.021|CC1|RU3|THEY TASTE FANTASTIC. 19700101004811.154|19700101004812.689|CC1|RU3|AND THEY WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY. 19700101004812.823|19700101004814.925|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004815.058|19700101004820.731|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004820.864|19700101004823.634|CC1|RU3|WOMEN ARE -- THANK YOU. 19700101004823.767|19700101004825.435|CC1|RU3|WOMEN ARE A LOT LIKE SLOT 19700101004825.569|19700101004826.703|CC1|RU3|MACHINES, BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, 19700101004826.837|19700101004827.905|CC1|RU3|TIME, ENERGY, TIME, ENERGY, 19700101004828.038|19700101004829.206|CC1|RU3|EFFORT, EFFORT, EFFORT, EFFORT, 19700101004829.339|19700101004830.374|CC1|RU3|EFFORT, EFFORT, EFFORT, 19700101004830.507|19700101004830.941|CC1|RU3|EFFORT -- 19700101004831.074|19700101004831.341|CC1|RU3|EH. 19700101004831.475|19700101004834.478|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004834.611|19700101004835.545|CC1|RU3|NOTHING HAPPENS. 19700101004835.679|19700101004836.713|CC1|RU3|YOU GET UP, YOU LEAVE. 19700101004836.847|19700101004838.482|CC1|RU3|SOME IDIOT SITS DOWN. 19700101004838.615|19700101004839.116|CC1|RU3|WOO-HOO! 19700101004839.249|19700101004839.683|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101004839.816|19700101004842.486|CC1|RU3|AND, FINALLY -- 19700101004842.619|19700101004843.921|CC1|RU3|¶ WOMEN ARE LIKE THE OCEAN 19700101004844.054|19700101004845.055|CC1|RU3|THEY'RE VAST AND DEEP 19700101004845.188|19700101004846.590|CC1|RU3|AND BEAUTIFUL ¶ 19700101004846.723|19700101004849.359|CC1|RU3|¶ AND ONCE A MONTH 19700101004849.493|19700101004850.427|CC1|RU3|IT'S SHARK WEEK ¶ 19700101004850.560|19700101004851.395|CC1|RU3|YAY! 19700101004851.528|19700101004852.129|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU. 19700101004852.262|19700101004853.196|CC1|RU3|GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! 19700101004853.330|19700101004854.431|CC1|RU3|THANK YOU SO MUCH! 19700101004854.564|19700101004855.432|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004855.565|19700101004904.308|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101004904.441|19700101004905.609|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: HE'LL BE AT THE LAUGH 19700101004905.742|19700101004906.710|CC1|RU3|FACTORY THIS WEEKEND. 19700101004906.843|19700101004907.611|CC1|RU3|NICE JOB, CHRIS. 19700101004907.744|19700101004908.145|CC1|RU3|BE RIGHT BACK WITH 19700101004908.278|19700101004909.313|CC1|RU3|DANIELLE BRADBERY RIGHT AFTER 19700101004909.446|19700101004910.113|CC1|RU3|THIS. 19700101004910.247|19700101004910.781|CC1|RU3|GOOD JOB. 19700101004910.914|19700101004911.381|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101004911.515|19700101004912.883|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101005036.000|19700101005037.601|CC1|POP| More people are coming back 19700101005036.000|19700101005037.601|CC1|POP| to Time Warner Cable 19700101005037.702|19700101005039.603|CC1|POP| for a powerful network 19700101005037.702|19700101005039.603|CC1|POP| that can handle 19700101005039.704|19700101005041.638|CC1|POP| all your favorite devices. 19700101005041.739|19700101005044.174|CC1|POP| Time Warner Cable Internet 19700101005041.739|19700101005044.174|CC1|POP| is a lot better to use 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19700101005231.548|19700101005232.415|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005232.549|19700101005234.384|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LAST NIGHT, MILLIONS OF 19700101005234.518|19700101005235.585|CC1|RU3|PEOPLE WATCHED MY NEXT GUEST 19700101005235.719|19700101005236.820|CC1|RU3|BECOME THE YOUNGEST WINNER OF 19700101005236.953|19700101005237.420|CC1|RU3|"THE VOICE." 19700101005237.554|19700101005238.522|CC1|RU3|SHE IS ONLY 16 YEARS OLD. 19700101005238.655|19700101005239.856|CC1|RU3|TONIGHT, SHE'S HERE TO PERFORM 19700101005239.990|19700101005240.991|CC1|RU3|FOR US, AND WE'LL TALK TO HER 19700101005241.124|19700101005241.858|CC1|RU3|AS WELL. 19700101005241.992|19700101005243.693|CC1|RU3|PLEASE WELCOME, FROM TEAM 19700101005243.827|19700101005244.494|CC1|RU3|BLAKE, DANIELLE BRADBERY. 19700101005244.828|19700101005246.429|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005246.563|19700101005248.698|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101005248.832|19700101005250.534|CC1|RU3|¶ I'VE BEEN TELLIN' 19700101005250.667|19700101005253.503|CC1|RU3|MY DREAMS TO THE SCARECROW 19700101005253.637|19700101005255.772|CC1|RU3|ABOUT THE PLACES THAT 19700101005255.906|19700101005258.341|CC1|RU3|I'D LIKE TO SEE ¶ 19700101005258.475|19700101005259.509|CC1|RU3|¶ I SAID FRIEND 19700101005259.643|19700101005300.577|CC1|RU3|DO YOU THINK I'LL 19700101005300.710|19700101005303.346|CC1|RU3|EVER GET THERE ¶ 19700101005303.480|19700101005304.481|CC1|RU3|¶ AH BUT HE JUST 19700101005304.614|19700101005305.448|CC1|RU3|STANDS THERE 19700101005305.582|19700101005308.151|CC1|RU3|SMILIN' BACK AT ME ¶ 19700101005308.285|19700101005309.986|CC1|RU3|¶ SO I CONFESSED MY 19700101005310.120|19700101005313.023|CC1|RU3|SINS TO THE PREACHER 19700101005313.156|19700101005315.392|CC1|RU3|ABOUT THE LOVE I'VE BEEN 19700101005315.525|19700101005318.261|CC1|RU3|PRAYIN' TO FIND ¶ 19700101005318.395|19700101005319.996|CC1|RU3|¶ IS THERE A BROWN-EYED BOY 19700101005320.130|19700101005322.832|CC1|RU3|IN MY FUTURE YEAH 19700101005322.966|19700101005324.301|CC1|RU3|HE SAYS GIRL YOU'VE GOT 19700101005324.434|19700101005327.971|CC1|RU3|NOTHIN' BUT TIME ¶ 19700101005328.104|19700101005329.306|CC1|RU3|¶ BUT HOW DO YOU 19700101005329.439|19700101005332.842|CC1|RU3|WAIT FOR HEAVEN 19700101005332.976|19700101005337.581|CC1|RU3|AND WHO HAS THAT MUCH TIME ¶ 19700101005337.714|19700101005339.683|CC1|RU3|¶ AND HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR 19700101005339.816|19700101005342.085|CC1|RU3|FEET ON THE GROUND 19700101005342.219|19700101005344.487|CC1|RU3|WHEN YOU KNOW ¶ 19700101005344.621|19700101005348.725|CC1|RU3|¶ THAT YOU WERE BORN 19700101005348.858|19700101005359.069|CC1|RU3|YOU WERE BORN TO FLY ¶ 19700101005359.202|19700101005401.504|CC1|RU3|¶ MY DADDY HE IS GROUNDED 19700101005401.638|19700101005404.574|CC1|RU3|LIKE THE OAK TREE 19700101005404.708|19700101005406.509|CC1|RU3|MY MOMMA SHE IS STEADY 19700101005406.643|19700101005408.845|CC1|RU3|AS THE SUN ¶ 19700101005408.979|19700101005410.814|CC1|RU3|¶ OH YOU KNOW 19700101005410.947|19700101005411.648|CC1|RU3|I LOVE MY FOLKS 19700101005411.781|19700101005412.682|CC1|RU3|BUT I KEEP STARIN' 19700101005412.816|19700101005413.917|CC1|RU3|DOWN THAT ROAD ¶ 19700101005414.050|19700101005415.285|CC1|RU3|¶ JUST LOOKIN' FOR MY 19700101005415.418|19700101005416.786|CC1|RU3|ONE CHANCE TO RUN 19700101005416.920|19700101005418.555|CC1|RU3|HEY ¶ 19700101005418.688|19700101005420.590|CC1|RU3|¶ 'CAUSE I WILL SOAR AWAY 19700101005420.724|19700101005423.093|CC1|RU3|LIKE THE BLACKBIRD 19700101005423.226|19700101005425.295|CC1|RU3|AND I WILL BLOW IN THE WIND 19700101005425.428|19700101005427.964|CC1|RU3|LIKE A SEED ¶ 19700101005428.098|19700101005429.799|CC1|RU3|¶ I WILL PLANT 19700101005429.933|19700101005431.301|CC1|RU3|MY HEART IN THE GARDEN 19700101005431.434|19700101005432.736|CC1|RU3|OF MY DREAMS ¶ 19700101005432.869|19700101005433.937|CC1|RU3|¶ AND I WILL GROW UP 19700101005434.070|19700101005435.071|CC1|RU3|WHERE I'LL WANDER 19700101005435.205|19700101005437.641|CC1|RU3|WILD AND FREE ¶ 19700101005437.774|19700101005439.376|CC1|RU3|¶ BUT HOW DO YOU 19700101005439.509|19700101005442.245|CC1|RU3|WAIT FOR HEAVEN 19700101005442.379|19700101005447.484|CC1|RU3|AND WHO HAS THAT MUCH TIME ¶ 19700101005447.617|19700101005449.919|CC1|RU3|¶ AND HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR 19700101005450.053|19700101005452.289|CC1|RU3|FEET ON THE GROUND 19700101005452.422|19700101005454.858|CC1|RU3|WHEN YOU KNOW ¶ 19700101005454.991|19700101005458.728|CC1|RU3|¶ THAT YOU WERE BORN 19700101005458.862|19700101005504.367|CC1|RU3|YOU WERE BORN TO FLY 19700101005504.501|19700101005505.669|CC1|RU3|YEAH YOU WERE BORN 19700101005505.802|19700101005514.544|CC1|RU3|YOU WERE BORN TO FLY ¶ 19700101005514.678|19700101005516.646|CC1|RU3|¶ BUT HOW DO YOU 19700101005516.780|19700101005519.949|CC1|RU3|WAIT FOR HEAVEN 19700101005520.083|19700101005525.055|CC1|RU3|AND WHO HAS THAT MUCH TIME ¶ 19700101005525.188|19700101005526.923|CC1|RU3|¶ HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR 19700101005527.057|19700101005528.792|CC1|RU3|FEET ON THE GROUND 19700101005528.925|19700101005531.761|CC1|RU3|WHEN YOU KNOW ¶ 19700101005531.895|19700101005535.965|CC1|RU3|¶ THAT YOU WERE BORN 19700101005536.099|19700101005541.938|CC1|RU3|YOU WERE BORN TO FLY 19700101005542.072|19700101005546.176|CC1|RU3|FLY ¶ 19700101005546.309|19700101005556.052|CC1|RU3|¶ YOU WERE BORN TO FLY 19700101005556.186|19700101005558.254|CC1|RU3|YOU WERE BORN TO FLY ¶ 19700101005558.388|19700101005612.235|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005612.369|19700101005613.336|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: THAT WAS TERRIFIC. 19700101005613.470|19700101005614.037|CC1|RU3|GREAT JOB! 19700101005614.170|19700101005614.804|CC1|RU3|HAVE A SEAT. 19700101005614.938|19700101005615.505|CC1|RU3|>> THANK YOU. 19700101005615.638|19700101005616.840|CC1|RU3|>> David: VERY GOOD JOB. 19700101005616.973|19700101005618.141|CC1|RU3|>> THANK YOU. 19700101005618.274|19700101005620.243|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: OH. 19700101005620.377|19700101005622.946|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005623.079|19700101005624.280|CC1|RU3|WE SAW THAT LITTLE iPHONE TAPE 19700101005624.414|19700101005625.048|CC1|RU3|OF YOU SINGING. 19700101005625.181|19700101005626.316|CC1|RU3|THAT WAS, LIKE, JUST A YEAR 19700101005626.449|19700101005626.950|CC1|RU3|AGO, RIGHT? 19700101005627.083|19700101005627.484|CC1|RU3|>> I KNOW. 19700101005627.617|19700101005627.917|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101005628.051|19700101005629.152|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: THAT WAS AT YOUR 19700101005629.285|19700101005630.186|CC1|RU3|FRIEND'S HOUSE OR YOUR HOUSE? 19700101005630.320|19700101005630.854|CC1|RU3|>> THAT WAS AT MY FRIEND'S 19700101005630.987|19700101005631.721|CC1|RU3|HOUSE. 19700101005631.855|19700101005632.155|CC1|RU3|YEAH. 19700101005632.288|19700101005633.423|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: NOW, DO YOU SING AROUND 19700101005633.556|19700101005634.691|CC1|RU3|YOUR HOUSE A LOT WHEN YOU WERE 19700101005634.824|19700101005635.525|CC1|RU3|A KID? 19700101005635.658|19700101005636.426|CC1|RU3|WITH THAT SONG? 19700101005636.559|19700101005636.993|CC1|RU3|>> OH, YEAH. 19700101005637.127|19700101005638.294|CC1|RU3|EVERY TIME I WENT TO SCHOOL, I 19700101005638.428|19700101005639.596|CC1|RU3|WOULD JUST HAVE A LONG DAY. 19700101005639.729|19700101005640.997|CC1|RU3|AND I'D COME HOME AND EAT A 19700101005641.131|19700101005642.098|CC1|RU3|A LITTLE SNACK AND PROBABLY 19700101005642.232|19700101005643.266|CC1|RU3|FLIP THROUGH THE TV FOR ONE 19700101005643.400|19700101005644.501|CC1|RU3|SECOND, AND THEN I'D GO UP TO 19700101005644.634|19700101005645.735|CC1|RU3|MY ROOM AND JUST SING UNTIL 19700101005645.869|19700101005646.603|CC1|RU3|DINNERTIME. 19700101005646.736|19700101005648.171|CC1|RU3|IT WAS CRAZY. 19700101005648.304|19700101005649.472|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: LIKE, HOW ABOUT THE 19700101005649.606|19700101005650.206|CC1|RU3|REST OF YOUR FAMILY? 19700101005650.340|19700101005651.574|CC1|RU3|YOUR BROTHER -- DID HE MIND YOU 19700101005651.708|19700101005652.175|CC1|RU3|SINGING? 19700101005652.308|19700101005653.176|CC1|RU3|WHAT DID HE THINK? 19700101005653.309|19700101005654.644|CC1|RU3|>> MY BROTHER AND MY STEPDAD 19700101005654.778|19700101005655.845|CC1|RU3|WERE KIND OF GETTING ANNOYED, 19700101005655.979|19700101005658.348|CC1|RU3|BECAUSE MY STEPDAD'S OFFICE WAS 19700101005658.481|19700101005659.582|CC1|RU3|RIGHT UNDER MY ROOM. 19700101005659.716|19700101005700.250|CC1|RU3|AND SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE A 19700101005700.383|19700101005701.785|CC1|RU3|A SONG, AND I WOULD JUST SING 19700101005701.918|19700101005702.986|CC1|RU3|IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER 19700101005703.119|19700101005704.053|CC1|RU3|AGAIN. 19700101005704.187|19700101005706.756|CC1|RU3|AND HE'D COME OUT AND BE, LIKE, 19700101005706.890|19700101005708.191|CC1|RU3|"HEY, CHANGE THE SONG!" 19700101005708.324|19700101005708.925|CC1|RU3|AND THEN HE WOULD WALK OUT AND 19700101005709.058|19700101005709.826|CC1|RU3|BE, LIKE -- 19700101005709.959|19700101005710.360|CC1|RU3|AND HE'D BE SINGING 19700101005710.493|19700101005714.030|CC1|RU3|TAYLOR SWIFT. 19700101005714.164|19700101005715.265|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: NOW, YOUR MOM SURPRISED 19700101005715.398|19700101005716.499|CC1|RU3|YOU WITH AN AUDITION. 19700101005716.633|19700101005717.934|CC1|RU3|IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO 19700101005718.067|19700101005718.701|CC1|RU3|DO? 19700101005718.835|19700101005719.602|CC1|RU3|"THE VOICE"? 19700101005719.736|19700101005721.638|CC1|RU3|OR HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT? 19700101005721.771|19700101005722.906|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WATCHED 19700101005723.039|19700101005724.174|CC1|RU3|"THE VOICE," AND I WAS A BIG 19700101005724.307|19700101005724.941|CC1|RU3|FAN OF IT. 19700101005725.074|19700101005726.242|CC1|RU3|AND I ALWAYS TOLD HER, IF I WAS 19700101005726.376|19700101005727.544|CC1|RU3|ON "THE VOICE," I WOULD BE ON 19700101005727.677|19700101005728.478|CC1|RU3|TEAM BLAKE. 19700101005728.611|19700101005729.779|CC1|RU3|AND NOT KNOWING I WAS GOING TO 19700101005729.913|19700101005731.080|CC1|RU3|TRY OUT AND NOT KNOWING, LIKE, 19700101005731.214|19700101005732.315|CC1|RU3|I WOULD HAVE THE COURAGE TO. 19700101005732.449|19700101005735.852|CC1|RU3|BUT, HE -- I MEAN, SHE -- SHE 19700101005735.985|19700101005737.353|CC1|RU3|WAS, LIKE, OKAY, I NEED TO DO 19700101005737.487|19700101005738.822|CC1|RU3|SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 19700101005738.955|19700101005740.557|CC1|RU3|SO HE SIGNED ME UP, AND SHE 19700101005740.690|19700101005741.825|CC1|RU3|WAS, LIKE, WE'RE JUST GOING TO 19700101005741.958|19700101005743.460|CC1|RU3|GO TAKE A TRIP TO DALLAS. 19700101005743.593|19700101005745.595|CC1|RU3|AND THE OPEN CALLS ARE THERE. 19700101005745.728|19700101005746.229|CC1|RU3|AND I WAS REALLY, REALLY 19700101005746.362|19700101005749.232|CC1|RU3|SCARED. 19700101005749.365|19700101005751.067|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: BUT YOU HAD ONLY SANG 19700101005751.201|19700101005752.035|CC1|RU3|IN PUBLIC, WHAT, TWICE BEFORE? 19700101005752.168|19700101005752.535|CC1|RU3|>> YES. 19700101005752.669|19700101005753.269|CC1|RU3|ONLY TWICE. 19700101005753.403|19700101005753.970|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WOW. 19700101005754.103|19700101005754.471|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101005754.604|19700101005755.638|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: AND WE HAVE A CLIP. 19700101005755.772|19700101005756.506|CC1|RU3|SHOW THAT CLIP. 19700101005756.639|19700101005757.173|CC1|RU3|HERE WE GO. 19700101005757.307|19700101005758.408|CC1|RU3|¶ AIN'T ABOUT HOW FAST 19700101005758.541|19700101005758.975|CC1|RU3|I GET THERE 19700101005759.108|19700101005801.211|CC1|RU3|AIN'T ABOUT WHAT'S WAITING 19700101005801.344|19700101005806.850|CC1|RU3|ON THE OTHER SIDE ¶ 19700101005806.983|19700101005812.222|CC1|RU3|¶ IT'S THE CLIMB ¶ 19700101005812.355|19700101005814.724|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005814.858|19700101005819.395|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: PRETTY GOOD. 19700101005819.529|19700101005820.129|CC1|RU3|IT LOOKS LIKE -- 19700101005820.263|19700101005821.297|CC1|RU3|WAS THAT YOUR BAIL BONDSMAN 19700101005821.431|19700101005822.332|CC1|RU3|SPONSORING YOU THERE? 19700101005822.465|19700101005825.001|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101005825.134|19700101005826.102|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: JUST OUT OF JAIL. 19700101005826.236|19700101005827.537|CC1|RU3|THEY GOT YOU OUT OF JAIL? 19700101005827.670|19700101005828.238|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU GO. 19700101005828.371|19700101005829.506|CC1|RU3|HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SINGING 19700101005829.639|19700101005830.206|CC1|RU3|LESSON? 19700101005830.340|19700101005831.374|CC1|RU3|>> NO, I HAVE NEVER HAD A 19700101005831.508|19700101005832.242|CC1|RU3|A SINGING LESSON. 19700101005832.375|19700101005833.676|CC1|RU3|I JUST -- I BASICALLY TRIED TO 19700101005833.810|19700101005834.844|CC1|RU3|TEACH MYSELF. 19700101005834.978|19700101005836.679|CC1|RU3|I JUST SANG ALL THE TIME. 19700101005836.813|19700101005838.882|CC1|RU3|AND I DEVELOPED SOMETHING. 19700101005839.015|19700101005840.183|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SO TELL ME, WHAT DID 19700101005840.316|19700101005841.251|CC1|RU3|BLAKE TEACH YOU? 19700101005841.384|19700101005843.386|CC1|RU3|WHAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT 19700101005843.520|19700101005844.721|CC1|RU3|THING, WHEN YOU REALLY GOT DOWN 19700101005844.854|19700101005845.488|CC1|RU3|TO THE COACHING? 19700101005845.622|19700101005847.624|CC1|RU3|>> HE WAS NOT -- 19700101005847.757|19700101005848.291|CC1|RU3|HE WASN'T SO MUCH ABOUT THE 19700101005848.424|19700101005849.225|CC1|RU3|SINGING. 19700101005849.359|19700101005850.326|CC1|RU3|HE WAS ABOUT -- 19700101005850.460|19700101005851.861|CC1|RU3|SINCE I ALWAYS HAD CONFIDENCE 19700101005851.995|19700101005853.296|CC1|RU3|ISSUES, HE WAS ALL ABOUT -- 19700101005853.429|19700101005854.564|CC1|RU3|JUST GO OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN 19700101005854.697|19700101005856.599|CC1|RU3|AND BE YOURSELF. 19700101005856.733|19700101005857.901|CC1|RU3|AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU 19700101005858.034|19700101005859.202|CC1|RU3|KNOW -- OH, WELL, IF YOU LOOK 19700101005859.335|19700101005859.903|CC1|RU3|LIKE A FOOL. 19700101005900.036|19700101005901.037|CC1|RU3|JUST GO AND HAVE FUN. 19700101005901.170|19700101005902.305|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: AND HE LOOKS LIKE A 19700101005902.438|19700101005903.172|CC1|RU3|A FOOL ALL THE TIME. 19700101005903.306|19700101005904.274|CC1|RU3|LOOK HOW SUCCESSFUL HE IS. 19700101005904.407|19700101005904.841|CC1|RU3|>> I KNOW! 19700101005904.974|19700101005906.109|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: NOW, YOU MET CHER LAST 19700101005906.242|19700101005906.676|CC1|RU3|NIGHT. 19700101005906.809|19700101005907.677|CC1|RU3|AND THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 19700101005907.810|19700101005908.177|CC1|RU3|>> YES. 19700101005908.311|19700101005908.978|CC1|RU3|YES. 19700101005909.112|19700101005910.280|CC1|RU3|THEY WERE, LIKE, CHER WANTS TO 19700101005910.413|19700101005911.414|CC1|RU3|TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU. 19700101005911.548|19700101005912.248|CC1|RU3|I'M, LIKE, WAIT. 19700101005912.382|19700101005912.815|CC1|RU3|WITH ME? 19700101005912.949|19700101005914.050|CC1|RU3|I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH 19700101005914.183|19700101005914.484|CC1|RU3|HER. 19700101005914.617|19700101005915.752|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: SHE GOT A PICTURE WITH 19700101005915.885|19700101005916.352|CC1|RU3|YOU. 19700101005916.486|19700101005917.387|CC1|RU3|WHERE IS THAT PICTURE? 19700101005917.520|19700101005918.087|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU GO. 19700101005918.221|19700101005918.821|CC1|RU3|THERE YOU ARE. 19700101005918.955|19700101005923.059|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101005923.192|19700101005924.360|CC1|RU3|AND YOU -- AND YOU WON A CAR. 19700101005924.494|19700101005925.595|CC1|RU3|>> YES, I WON A CAR. 19700101005925.728|19700101005926.930|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WHAT KIND OF CAR DID 19700101005927.063|19700101005928.364|CC1|RU3|YOU WIN? 19700101005928.498|19700101005929.666|CC1|RU3|>> IT'S A KIA. 19700101005929.799|19700101005930.667|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: OH, I'M SORRY. 19700101005930.800|19700101005931.401|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101005931.534|19700101005931.935|CC1|RU3|NO, NO. 19700101005932.068|19700101005932.702|CC1|RU3|NO, THAT'S -- 19700101005932.835|19700101005934.804|CC1|RU3|NO, IT'S A FINE AUTOMOBILE. 19700101005934.938|19700101005937.540|CC1|RU3|BUT, YOU DON'T -- 19700101005937.674|19700101005939.208|CC1|RU3|BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE, 19700101005939.342|19700101005939.876|CC1|RU3|THOUGH, RIGHT? 19700101005940.009|19700101005940.643|CC1|RU3|>> I DON'T. 19700101005940.777|19700101005942.178|CC1|RU3|I'M SO LAME. 19700101005942.312|19700101005943.479|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GET 19700101005943.613|19700101005944.113|CC1|RU3|THAT. 19700101005944.247|19700101005945.415|CC1|RU3|>> WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH 19700101005945.548|19700101005946.716|CC1|RU3|THE SHOW, SO I GUESS THAT'S MY 19700101005946.849|19700101005947.417|CC1|RU3|EXCUSE. 19700101005947.550|19700101005948.051|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: WELL, YOU'RE FROM 19700101005948.184|19700101005948.918|CC1|RU3|TEXAS. 19700101005949.052|19700101005950.687|CC1|RU3|HAVE YOU DRIVEN BEFORE WHEN MOM 19700101005950.820|19700101005951.354|CC1|RU3|IS NOT AROUND? 19700101005951.487|19700101005951.854|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101005951.988|19700101005952.889|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: OH, YOU HAVE? 19700101005953.022|19700101005953.389|CC1|RU3|>> YEAH. 19700101005953.523|19700101005954.857|CC1|RU3|WELL, YEAH. 19700101005954.991|19700101005955.992|CC1|RU3|SHE -- SHE LETS ME DRIVE 19700101005956.125|19700101005956.559|CC1|RU3|SOMETIMES. 19700101005956.693|19700101005957.193|CC1|RU3|AND MY DAD. 19700101005957.327|19700101005957.961|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: YEAH. 19700101005958.094|19700101005959.262|CC1|RU3|>> BUT THE FUNNY THING ABOUT 19700101005959.395|19700101010000.797|CC1|RU3|THAT IS THEY LET ME -- 19700101010000.930|19700101010002.031|CC1|RU3|WE HAVE GATES TO GO IN MY 19700101010002.165|19700101010002.732|CC1|RU3|NEIGHBORHOOD. 19700101010002.865|19700101010003.566|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: RIGHT. 19700101010003.700|19700101010004.901|CC1|RU3|>> AND, I MEAN, YOU JUST TAKE, 19700101010005.034|19700101010006.135|CC1|RU3|LIKE, TWO TURNS AND YOU'RE AT 19700101010006.269|19700101010006.669|CC1|RU3|MY HOUSE. 19700101010006.803|19700101010008.671|CC1|RU3|SO I GET IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, 19700101010008.805|19700101010009.772|CC1|RU3|GET ALL MY SEAT -- 19700101010009.906|19700101010013.176|CC1|RU3|I PULL IT UP SO I COULD SEE, 19700101010013.309|19700101010014.344|CC1|RU3|AND I PUT THE MUSIC ON, AND 19700101010014.477|19700101010015.511|CC1|RU3|JUST ADJUST IT. 19700101010015.645|19700101010017.146|CC1|RU3|AND BE, LIKE, JUST TURN, AND 19700101010017.280|19700101010018.281|CC1|RU3|THEN I'M THERE. 19700101010018.414|19700101010019.248|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: AND THEN THAT'S IT. 19700101010019.382|19700101010020.183|CC1|RU3|[ LAUGHTER ] 19700101010020.316|19700101010021.050|CC1|RU3|WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 19700101010021.184|19700101010022.318|CC1|RU3|WELL, YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL 19700101010022.452|19700101010023.353|CC1|RU3|CAREER AHEAD OF YOU. 19700101010023.486|19700101010024.454|CC1|RU3|WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED. 19700101010024.587|19700101010025.688|CC1|RU3|YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE YOUNG 19700101010025.822|19700101010026.222|CC1|RU3|GIRL. 19700101010026.356|19700101010027.390|CC1|RU3|SO CONGRATULATIONS ON 19700101010027.523|19700101010027.957|CC1|RU3|EVERYTHING. 19700101010028.091|19700101010028.658|CC1|RU3|>> THANK YOU. 19700101010028.791|19700101010029.258|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101010029.392|19700101010030.560|CC1|RU3|>> Jay: J CHRIS NEWBERG, THANK 19700101010030.693|19700101010031.294|CC1|RU3|YOU, BUDDY. 19700101010031.427|19700101010034.163|CC1|RU3|AND, OF COURSE, DAVID GREGORY! 19700101010034.297|19700101010035.298|CC1|RU3|AND TOMORROW NIGHT, 19700101010035.431|19700101010036.332|CC1|RU3|KRISTIN DAVIS WILL BE HERE. 19700101010036.466|19700101010037.600|CC1|RU3|BUT "JIMMY FALLON" IS HAPPENING 19700101010037.734|19700101010038.034|CC1|RU3|NOW. 19700101010038.167|19700101010038.835|CC1|RU3|JIMMY, TAKE IT! 19700101010038.968|19700101010039.435|CC1|RU3|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19700101010039.569|19700101010041.571|CC1|RU3|¶¶ 19700101010114.971|19700101010115.438|CC1|RU3|>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B 19700101010115.571|19700101010116.639|CC1|RU3|IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, 19700101010116.773|19700101010117.607|CC1|RU3|THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING 19700101010117.740|19700101010123.546|CC1|RU3|COMPANY PRESENTS -- 19700101010124.381|19700101010133.156|CC1|POP| TONIGHT'S GUESTS ARE -- 19700101010135.492|19700101010138.528|CC1|POP| AND FEATURING 19700101010135.492|19700101010138.528|CC1|POP| THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 19700101010139.496|19700101010141.164|CC1|POP| AND HERE HE IS -- 19700101010141.231|19700101010142.899|CC1|POP| JIMMY FALLON! 19700101010142.966|19700101010149.271|CC1|POP| [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]